* Ha ha *
A teacher is teaching a class what animals are called. She holds up a picture of a cat and asks what is this?Suzy puts her hand up and said " A cat!"
The teacher gets another card and holds it up. "What is this?"
Frank outs his hands IP and said " A cow!"
Very good the teacher sais and holds up another card. The class is silent
"I'll give you a clue, its what you mum calls your dad sometimes!" She announces ans little Johnny puts his hand up!
"I KNOW, a horny bastard?
* no little Johnny a deer *
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