** Funny for people who are a bit older /\**
A male drier gets pulled over by a police officer and the conversation was :
Man: Whats the problem officer?
Pman: You were goin 85 in a 50 zone.
Man: No sir I was going 70
wife: Oh Bob you were going 90 (man gives wife a dirty look)
Pman: Im also going to have to give you a ticket for the absence of a back registration plate.
Man: Missing registration plate? I have no idea what you talking about!
Wife: Oh Bob you've known about that for weeks (man gives his wife a dirty look)
Pman: Im also going to give you a citation for not wearing a seat belt.
Man: Oh I just took it off when you were walking by the car.
Wife: Oh Bob you never wear your seatbelt!
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Pman: Miss does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: Only when he is drunk
** so he was drunk, not really funny but the wife is really stupid lol**
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