** hilarious **
At work today I ate three pots of beans - I know I shouldn't of. Later that day I arrived home and my husband wrapped s blind fold over me telling me to not peek as he led me into a room. Suddenly the phone began to ring so he set me on a chair and told me to not peek. I heard him on the phone so I agusted my weight and let off wind from the right, the smell was unbearable but the realise felt wonderful. I did this four more times until I hear him returning. I fanned the air franitcally. As he came in my face must have been a picture of innocence because he asked did I peak and I assured him I didn't. He took my blind fold off and sat there were 12 people holding there noes screaming happy birthday.
** glad that hasn't happend to me yet **
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