Joke 90

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  Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and itâs one monkâs first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, âFood bad.â

Ten years later, he says, âBed hard.â

Itâs the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, âI quit.â

âIâm not surprised,â the head monk says. âYouâve been complaining ever since you got here.  


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