Being a Tsundere Girl's Butler

A drunk loli

"Get away from me, you lesbian pervert"

" Arara... I'm a lesbian pervert in your eyes, Yuto-kun "

"No matter how much you beg me, I won't trick my mom into coming here alone."

"But I'm in love to her"

"Get the fuck off me"

"Yuto-kun, your mouth is so foul. I need to have a parent-teacher conference with your mom about this. eheheh "

"I told you, I will never let that happen."

"But, this is my order to you as your master."

"Get your fucking head off me"

"I just want a little hug, is that too much for your master?"

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Why is this loli elf so heavy?

The more I tried to push Slphia off me, who was sitting on the bottom of the couch with her head in my lap, the more forcefully she pressed her head against my stomach. As I tried to push her head off of me, my hand accidentally touched Slphia's sharp ears and I felt like I was holding a strange object in my hand, so I stopped resisting and let her hug me and I started to think about how it had all come to this.

------- 15 minutes ago

"Master, if you give me that intermediate level spellbook with the fire elemental battle spell in it, I will give you this bottle of whiskey that my father kept for a long time. As far as I know, after my father saved the life of a nobleman, the nobleman gave my father this bottle of whiskey as a thank you."

It's a complete lie! In fact, my father used the money he had been saving secretly from my mother for a long time to buy this bottle of whiskey from a caravan of merchants passing through our village.

"Hoooo, you seem to know how the master will affect my heart. But I don't understand why you keep memorizing spells you won't use.

"Because I can use it in the future"

Remembering that I was a small and handsome boy, I opened my eyes as much as I could like a cute child and began to beg my master.

"If you want me bad enough to look at me like that, maybe I should give you this spell book." 

"Yes, yes, you must give it to me."

At the end of this incident, I somehow managed to get an intermediate level spell book from my master. Thinking of the excitement of learning new spells, I immediately sat down in my wooden chair and began to study the spells in the book.

Thanks to my previous experience in using magic, instead of sneaking into the forest to train, I now empty my own storage space and use the spells I want inside the storage space. I want to learn this spell and get to a level where I can quickly leave the words.

When I excitedly asked my master for permission to go home, I saw a short, flat-chested elf with red cheeks and white hair lying on the sofa next to me. A loli elf, or rather an elf failure.

I think an elf should have a curvy body first. Maybe my master used to be a male elf, but she was castrated for her perversions.

"Yutoooo, I'm hiding something very important from you, I'm sorry. This is my true appearance, Yuto, I'm actually the last living elf."

W...w..w..w.w..what? I refuse!

"Did you just say the last living elf? There's no other elf in the world besides you?"

"Hahaha, sorry, sorry, that was wrong. I'm the last living moonlight elf. Of course there are elves besides me. Although it's been 200 years since I last saw an elf."

Ahhhhh, it almost hit me in the heart.

Did she say 200 years? How old is this old loli? More importantly, she hasn't seen an elf in 200 years. Elves are critical to my side mission, especially female elves, or rather real elves with big boobs.

"Why haven't you seen the other elves in 200 years? Did something happen to them?"

"I don't know, I haven't been to elf country for a while. Maybe if I go I can see other elves."

After our conversation with my master continued for a while, my master finished all the whiskey in her hand and could no longer even use her ability to speak.

As I sorted through the information I had gathered during my conversation with my master, I realized that I had learned a lot of new information about this world, and I wrote it all down on a piece of paper I took out of my storage space.

1- The person I call my master is a homosexual and perverted loli. She's also the last of the moonlight elves who became extinct about 500 years ago.

2- the moonlight elves betrayed the other races just before the defeat of the previous demon king and joined the demon king's army.

3- Once upon a time there were four great continents in this world, one inhabited by humans, one by elves, one by demons and one by a race of half-animals. 4000 years ago, all races were almost wiped out in a war in which the demon king was defeated.

Since the human race recovered the fastest after the 4th great extinction, most of the world is now ruled by the human race, in short, the whole world is under the control of the human race. Since some races could not recover as fast as the human race, they almost came to the brink of extinction.

5- I learned that my master was so old that she stopped counting her birthdays after the age of 2000.

6- There were two real reasons why my master took me on as an apprentice. The first reason was that she thought I was a girl because I was too cute and had long hair and wanted to invest in the future, and the second reason was that she wanted to get closer to my mother. So at first she thought I was a girl with beautiful genes that she could fuck when I grew up. I suspect that my master is a lolicon, so I have decided not to wear light colored clothes in the future.

6- my master was in love with my mother from the first sight. I believe this information, which she drooled on me when she said it, is complete nonsense.

After crossing out the last piece of information, I continued writing.

6- The master told me that if my master's identity is revealed, my master may become a target for human traffickers, so I should not tell anyone about her real appearance. In short, if I can get rich enough, I can illegally buy a real elf woman as a slave. (Get rich, urgent)

* Boom *

I kicked Slphia's head away from me with a strong kick as I felt the moisture from her saliva on my cock and used a towel from my storage area to wipe the saliva off my pants. As soon as Slphia hit the floor she fell asleep as if nothing had happened. this was either because she was too drunk or because I had hit her head too hard.

Admitting that I was being a bit harsh, I lifted my master, who was less than one and a half meters tall, and took her to my master's personal bedroom at the back of the hut and put het to bed to sleep. Of course, I did not forget to take off all the clothes on my master so that she could sleep more comfortably and I could clear my suspicions.

As I looked at the two small black dots on my master's body, I tried to suppress my disappointment in the body of a failed elf as much as I could.

No matter how I looked at it, my master's body was so ordinary that I could even say that it had a lot in common with mine. After checking some parts of my master's skin with my hands, the last of my enthusiasm disappeared.

Although my master's skin looked beautiful from the outside, it felt hardened like the skin of an old woman.

Since the process of removing the clothes was more disappointing than I expected, after undressing my master, I threw a light blanket over her and left without even looking back

Let's postpone this kind of thing until I'm a teenager. What I need to do now is work hard to become a cool wizard and master all the spells I can. After that, I'll do mundane and boring adult stuff like building a harem.

Hmm, hmm, hmm , thats a good plan...