Being a Tsundere Girl's Butler

A drunk loli

"Stay away from me, you lesbian pervert!"

"Arara... Am I a lesbian pervert in your eyes, Yuto-kun?"

"No matter how much you beg me, I won't trick my mom into coming here alone"

"But I'm in love with her"

"Get the fuck off me"

"Yuto-kun, your mouth is so dirty. I need to have a parent meeting with your mom about this issue. eheheh"

"I told you, I will never let that happen."

"But this is my order to you as your master."

"Get your fucking head off me"

"I just want a little hug, is that too much for your master?"

Fuck! Why is this loli elf so fucking heavy?

The more I tried to push Slphia off of me as she sat down at the foot of the couch and put her head on my lap, the more forcefully she pressed her head against my stomach. When my hand accidentally touched Slphia's triangular ears while trying to push her head off of me and I felt like holding a strange object in my hand, I stopped resisting any longer, let her hug me and started to think about how it had all come to this.

------- 15 minutes ago

"Master, if you give me that mid-level magic book that has the fire elemental battle magic in it, I will give you this bottle of whiskey that my father kept for a long time. As far as I know, after my father saved the life of a nobleman, the nobleman gave my father this bottle of whiskey as a thanks. I also heard that my father was planning to drink it with my mother."

It's a totally lie! In fact, my father used the money he had been saving secretly from my mother for a long time to buy this bottle of whiskey from a caravan of merchants passing through our village.

"Hoooo, you seem to know how to affect the master's heart. But what I don't understand is why you keep memorizing magic that you won't use."

"Because I can use it in the future"

Remembering that I was a small and handsome boy, I opened my eyes as much as I could like a cute child and began to beg my master

"If you want me bad enough to look at me like that, maybe I should give you this magic book."

"Yes, yes, you must give it to me."

At the end of this experience, I somehow managed to get the mid-level magic book from my master. Thinking of the excitement of learning new magic I immediately sat down in my wooden chair and began to study the magic in the book.

With my previous experience of using magic, I could now empty my storage space and use the spells I wanted in the storage space instead of sneaking into the forest to train. I want to learn this magic and quickly get to a level where I can leave the words.

Excited, I asked my master's permission to go home and saw a short, flat-chested elf with red cheeks and white hair lying on the couch next to me. A loli elf, or rather an elf failure.

I think an elf should first of all have a curvy figure. Maybe my master used to be a male elf, but his perversions led to his sterilization.

"Yutoooo, I'm hiding something very important from you, I'm sorry. This is my true form, Yuto, I'm actually the last surviving elf."

Wh..w..w..w..what? I refuse!

"Did you just say the last surviving elf? There's no other elf in the world besides you?"

"Hahaha, sorry, sorry, that was wrong. I am the last living moonlight elf. Of course there are elves besides me. But it's been like 200 years since I last saw an elf."

Ahhhhh, it almost hit me in the heart.

Did she say 200 years? How old is this old loli? More importantly, she hasn't seen an elf in 200 years? Elves are critical assets for my side mission, especially female elves, or rather real elves with big boobs.

"Why haven't you seen other elves in 200 years? Has something happened to them?"

"I don't know, I haven't been to the elven villages for a while. Maybe if I go there I might see other elves"

After our conversation continued for a while, my master finished all the whiskey that she had in her hand and could no longer even use her ability to speak.

As I sorted through the information I had gathered during my conversation with my master, I realized that I had learned a lot of new information about this world and I wrote it all down on a piece of paper I took out of my storage space.

1- The person I call my master is a homosexual and perverted loli. She is also the last of the moonlight elves who became extinct about 1000 years ago.

2- the moonlight elves betrayed the other races just before the defeat of the previous demon king and joined the demon king's army.

3- there used to be four great continents in this world, one inhabited by humans, one inhabited by elves, one inhabited by demons and one inhabited by a race of half-animals. 1000 years ago, the demon king's generation was defeated in a war that almost wiped out all the races.

Since the human race recovered the fastest after the 4th great extinction, most of the world is now ruled by the human race, in short, the whole world is under the control of the human race. Since some races could not recover as fast as the human race, they almost came to the brink of extinction.

5- I learned that my master was so old that after the age of 2000 she stopped counting her birthday.

6- There were two real reasons why my master took me on as an apprentice. The first reason was that she thought I was a girl and wanted to invest in the future because I was too cute and had long hair, and the second reason was that she wanted to get closer to my mother. So at first she thought I was a girl with good genes that she could fuck when I grew up. I suspect that Slphia is a lolikon, which is why I have decided not to wear light colored clothes in the future.

6- My master has been in love with my mother since the first time she saw her. Since Slphia drooled on me while saying this, I believe that this information is complete nonsense.

After crossing out the last piece of information, I continued writing.

6- The master told me that if my master's identity was revealed, my master could become a target for slave smugglers and therefore I should not tell anyone about her true appearance. In short, if I can get rich enough, I can illegally buy a real elf woman as a slave. (Get rich. urgent!)

*Bumm*

I kicked Slphia's head away from me with a powerful kick as I felt the wetness of her saliva on my dick and used a towel from my storage space to wipe the saliva from my pants. As soon as Slphia hit the ground she fell asleep as if nothing had happened, either because she was too drunk or because I had hit her over the head too hard.

Admitting that I was being a bit harsh, I grabbed my master, who was less than a meter and a half tall, I dragged her by the leg to my master's personal bedroom at the back of the hut and laid her on the bed to sleep. Of course, I did not forget to remove all the clothes from my master's body so that she could sleep more comfortably and so that I could clear my suspicions.

As I looked at the two small black spots on my master's body, I tried to suppress my disappointment in the body of a failed elf as best I could.

No matter how I looked at it, my master's body was so ordinary that I could even say that it had a lot in common with mine. After checking some parts of my master's skin with my hands, the last of my enthusiasm disappeared.

Although my master's skin looked beautiful from the outside, it felt hardened like the skin of an old woman.

The process of removing the clothes was more disappointing than I had anticipated, so after undressing my master, I threw a light blanket over her and left without a backward glance.

Let's postpone this kind of thing until puberty. What I need to do now is work hard to become a cool magician and to master all the magics I have.

After that, I'll do mundane and boring MC stuff like building a harem.