Being a Tsundere Girl's Butler

Gender change?

Hooooyyy fucking system, why does the ability to tea making skill not count as a skill apart from cooking?

[ I'm sorry, but I can't answer that question ]

The old bastard talked to me for a full hour without a break, theorizing about what kind of mood I should be in when making tea.

If it's raining, I should sing a happy song while making tea because it would warm my young lady up. Bullshit!

At first I thought I could impress the old butler with my 31 lvl cooking skills and he would never feel the need to teach me again, but now I realized that even if I could make the best tea in the world, it wouldn't be enough in his eyes.

Because what he believed in were not real skills, but just absurd myths.

As I walked angrily towards the tent where my parents were, I felt someone grab my shoulder and I turned around, showing my gangster face.

"You despicable butler, h..h..ho.how dare you look at me with that face. I am your honorable lord."

My anger rose to new heights when I saw the idiot girl praising herself while pointing her finger at me. But as a gentleman, I kept my teeth together and answered, trying to be as calm as I could.

"Whatsup."

"Ha ha ha ha. It seems you still haven't learned your manners, I'll forgive your mistake this time"

"So why are you searching me?"

"I'll give you some advice, you lowly peasant. Be thankful."

I tried to force a smile, but the way she was talking was getting on my nerves so much that I thought I could shoot a fireball at her face any second.

"why are you giving me advice"

"To know how to move when you go to my family."

Well, looks like I'll have to deal with Shizune for a while.

"Normally, we have a contest to choose a personal butler from the side families of our family, but since I'm not an ordinary character like my older brothers or big sister, I broke all the rules and chose you."

I saw Shizune smile, lifting one side of her mouth, and then throw her hair up in the air and not move for a while. I wonder if she's waiting for me to thank her or something.

"As expected of my young lady. And..."

For only 0.1 seconds, a few lines appeared on Shizune's face and then she started talking like nothing happened.

" 1- The personal butler must be at least 30 years older than the master

2 - Personal butler must be a master of manners

3 - Personal butler must be at least a two-star swordsman or a wizard

4 - The personal butler and his master must be of the same gender"

"Do you have permission to break the rules"

" Of course not "

"I hope you are planning a gender transition"

The idiot girl takes a while to realize what I'm talking about, but once she realizes what I'm talking about, she laughs and the talking continues.

"If someone should ever have a gender change, it would definitely be you. Besides, you don't have to worry. I see your swordsmanship is excellent. You'll probably become a two-star swordsman in the near future."

"What difference does it make?"

"The second most talented person in the family after my father is Alphenzo, who you've already met."