Rodrick and (Name) where at the country club, Rodrick was swimming in circles near where (Name) sat on the edge of the pool drinking a smoothie
She was on the phone with her parents which were planning on flying back in the next couple days for her birthday. They had informed her that everything had been planned and booked
"you both know I didn't want something big" She said into the phone. Her parents proceeded to let her know a DJ had been unavailable
She thought for a moment, looking up at her boyfriend who was floating on his back not to far from her. "no I have an Idea....yeah don't worry about it...love you bye" She smiled hanging up
"Rodrick" She said to get his attention, he looked towards her as she gestured him over. He swam over with a smile, moving his hair out of his eyes
"yeah?" He asked leaning on the edge, taking a sip from her smoothie. "So I was wondering....if loded diper would be able to make some room in their busy schedule for my birthday?" She smiled
Rodrick almost choked on the smoothie, smiling. "seriously!?" He asked passing her the drink so he could pull himself up onto the ledge
"you want us to play!?" His smile widening "of course I do! a private concert from THE Loded diper?" She said happily "only if they're available" She lightly joked
"Of course! I have to call the band!" He quickly climbs out of the pool, running towards her bag to grab out his phone
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The next day around mid-day Greg and Frank had come home both looking disappointed, leading (Name) and Rodrick to believe Gregs bluff had been called
(Name) had wondered outside to get the mail, Originally Susan had asked Rodrick but she knew he would have forgotten
While walking back to the door she flicked through the different envelopes, a heavy package with a spag union book ontop of it "Thats not good" She said
She made it inside, putting the rest of the mail on the counter, taking the spag union stuff to Rodrick in the Garage. His face dropped upon seeing it running up to Gregs bedroom followed closely by (Name)
"we've got some serious trouble" He announced swinging the door open, "not you two...me..." Greg grumbled from his bed "yeah mostly you" Rodrick nodded
"look what (Name) found in the mail" He held up the spag union book, Greg sat up looking at it with shock
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(Names) macbook was set up on the table, Rodrick put the complimentary disk into the slot waiting for it to start up
"Welcome, prospective parents to spag union preparatory school" The mans voice spoke over the speakers
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The video showed the gates of the school opening, revealing a couple boys standing in line "through these hallowed gates is a world in which your boy will learn to thrive......here we will impress upon him our three cornerstones to success: intensive study, physical exercise, and of course discipline" The voice continued
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Rodrick swallowed the lump in his throat, wrapping his arms around (Names) waist who sat between him and his brother.
Greg cringed giving the video a side glance
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A blond boy who looked around Rodrick and (Names) age stood Infront of the camera, another line of boys of different ages stood in another line holding their hands out
"I used to play videos, I was playing all the time sometimes two hours a day...." The blond boy said before it changed o a younger brunette one
"I use to lie to my parents and tell them I'd be studying....when really I'd sneak off to the mall to hang out with my friends" He said before it changed to the Blond boy again
"My parents sent me to Spag union" He smiled as it changed back "My parents sent me to spag union" The brunette smiled
"I don't play video games anymore....Spag union taught me that theres more adventure to be found in a good book" He smiled holding up a mathematics book
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Greg gasped as Rodrick gagged looking away from the screen, he shook it off taking a deep breath before looking towards the screen
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"thanks to Spag union and the tracking device around my ankle.....My parents know where I am 24/7" The brunette boy said, lifting his pant leg to show the device
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Rodrick looked like he wanted to say something, but couldn't "Is that even legal?" (Name) wondered aloud
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The principle and vice principle stood in the cameras view, surround by the schoolboys in organized formation. "Spag union....turning irresponsible little boys into men since 1925" The voice over said
"Spag union!" the boys called out in unison
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"Its like a cult" (Name) said as Rodrick looked around her to his brother "they're gonna send you there!" Rodrick said "I really messed up..." Greg sighed
"what am I gonna do?" He looked at the older pair, "wilderness weekend" Rodrick quickly said "That actually a good idea" (Name) said nodding to Greg
"yeah...see you've got 48 hours to prove to dad you don't need Spag union" Rodrick said "but how?" Greg asked "by being the all-time best wilderness explorer....there ever was" Rodrick smiled
Greg seemed to think about it, giving them both an odd look before nodding knowing he was out of alot of options
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