STRANGER THINGS 5 PREDICTIONS (based on evidence)

Ships

ship predictions <<<3333

What I think should happen vs what I want to happen vs what I think will happen are different things btw, and I have included them all.

Jancy/ Stancy

Second biggest love triangle, what will happen? 

I personally think that Stancy will undo their individual personal growth, if not entirely at least partially. 

Jancy is better, but idk if it's endgame because sometimes people just go in different directions in their lives which is completely okay. 

Maybe one of them will die. Bets on Nancy or Jonathan because you mess with Steve, you get terrorised by fans. 

In the end, either could happen. I hope it works out well for all of them. 

So, for this one I'm undecided on what will happen, but I personally prefer Jancy. 

Then again, Byler can't happen if Jancy stays together because then they'd be like siblings-in-law.

Jopper

Just get married and be done with it. Hope Enzo's didn't get destroyed by Vecna's crazy shit. Unless one of them dies (that would make Hopper's whole s4 plot a waste of time and if Joyce dies, it would just be bad), they're staying together.

Unpopular opinion: Joyce and Bob are better.

Mileven

Look, I'm so on the fence.

 In s1, I was like LOOOK AT THESE CUUUTTIIEESSS. In s2, it was like 50/50 because Mileven were adorable without even interacting for most of it and Byler were so sweet. 

In s3, the turns tabled. I didn't hate Mileven, I actually thought it was kind of funny, but they probably should've stayed broken up for at least a while so they could figure their shit out because s4 was a hot mess. 

There was miscommunication, El was so unhappy, Mike was so helpless, they were so unhealthy and their whole relationship dynamic went from nice to patronising. 

Am I the only one who feels like Mike infantilises El? 

I also think he acts too much like he thinks she's flawless and perfect, which is so much pressure on El as we see and obviously not true, because she's human. 

In Mike's eyes, she's a 'superhero'. That's not romantic.

 El is a person who wants to be seen as such, beyond her powers. She doesn't feel loved as a person.

Mike's monologue was bullshit. I hope they give us a proper Mileven conversation.

 Without crying and yelling, without one of them being unconscious or not present in the room. Without Mike saying stupid shit like 'you're my superhero' and 'I knew from the moment I saw you that I loved you' or blaming El's feelings on other people. ('Who said that I didn't?'/ 'Max is corrupting her')

In conclusion, Mileven have potential, but sometimes relationships come apart. 

Most people don't end up with the people they date when they're 12, 13, 14, 15.