Adventure of Gravity Falls

~Chapter One~

In the middle of the night with a massive blue light glowing from inside the . Inside the twins' bedroom they are both sleeping, but Waddles wakes up because of the light. I was in my bedroom because I was researching Bill Cipher, but I was so tired that I fell asleep. Now, down to the basement, Stan is working on something important and talking to himself "Thirty long years and it's all led up to this. My greatest achievement! Probably should've worn pants. Feisty, I like it. If I finally pull this off, it'll all have been worth it. I just need to keep playing it cool; if anyone ever finds out about this... Yeah, right. I've come this far. Who could possibly catch me now?" The next morning, Stan woke up and he mumbled to himself "Oh right. Showtime" and we're looking at the Mystery Shack with the tourists, he said to them "Welcome, to the grand re-opening of the Mystery Shack!" I wasn't paying any attention to what was going on, Stan continued "But I didn't catch that pork chop all alone. These two scamps deserve SOME of the glory" but then Mabel elbowed Stan and Stan chuckled and said "Okay, okay. Most of the glory". 

Shandra said to them "Smile for a REAL camera", but then Stan grabbed my arm and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. Mabel said "Everyone say 'Something stupid!'" Mabel, Stan and Dipper shouted at the same time "Something stupid!" I said to the tourists by holding up the flyers "And don't forget to come to the after party tonight at eight", Mabel said "We're doing a karaoke bonanza, people! Light! Music! Enchantment! And an amazing karaoke performance by our family band, Love Patrol Alpha!" Stan said "I would never agree to that ever", Dipper said "I don't know about that" and Mabel smiled at them and said "Too late! I wrote your names on the list! It's happening!" Wendy came into the Mystery Shack and used the blow horn and said "Buy a ticket, people! You know you don't have anything else going on in your lives! I'm talking to you, Pizza Guy! Don't lame out on me!" Everyone left the Mystery Shack, Stan said to us "The town loves us, we finally got that Gideon smell out of the carpet. Everything is finally going my way", then Dipper said "Hey, Grunkle Stan. Now that we have a moment. I've been meaning to ask you for my journal back" and Stan handed him back his journal. Stan noticed that I was staring out of space, Dipper noticed that too and said "Come on, Mabel. I think Grunkle Stan wanted to have a word with Lynn".

Stan walked up to me and asked "Hey, Lynn. Are you okay?" I said "Yeah, I'm fine", but before Stan would say something else, Soos said to Stan "Hey, Mr. Pines, what's that code word I'm supposed to yell when I see a government vehicle?" Stan ran up to the window and said "Wait, what? Government vehicle?" Then Stan ran up to the intercom and said "he Mystery Shack is now closed, everybody out! I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly!" Stan walked up to me and whispered "It's going to be okay", Mabel asked Stan "Grunkle Stan, what's happening?" Dipper said "Yeah, you never shut down the gift shop", I heard the knock at the door and Stan answered the door and said "Welcome to the Mystery Shack, gentlemen! What can I get you? Key chains? Snow globes? These rare photos of American presidents?" The two agents walked up to Stan and walked up to Stan and said "My name is Agent Powers. This is Agent Trigger. We're here to investigate reports of mysterious activity in this town", Agent Trigger said to Stan "Activity". Stan said "Mysterious activity? In the Mystery Shack? You gotta be joking!" I walked up to Stan and said "I don't think that they're joking, Stan" and Agent Powers looked at me and asked "Who might you be, ma'am?" I said "My name is Lynn, Agent Powers" and he looked back at Stan and said "I assure you I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor".

Agent Powers and Agent Trigger came into the Mystery Shack until Dipper ran up to them and said "Wait! Wait, did you guys say you're investigating the mysteries of this town?" Agent Powers kneels down on one knee and says "That information is classified, but yes. Look, between you and me, I believe there is a conspiracy of paranormal origin all connected to this town. We're just one small lead away from blowing the lid off this entire mystery" but before Dipper could say something else Stan butting in and said "He he, I'm sorry, agents. A kid has an overactive imagination. And like, a sweating problem". Mabel laughed and he continued "Paranormal town stuff is just part of gift shop lore. Sells more tickets, you know?" Agent Powers and Agent Trigger had just left the store, I asked myself 'What's going on?' I went to the living room to take a nap, I was in my mindscape, I looked around to see what was going on. I saw someone fighting against a demon, I closed my eyes and opened them again, I noticed that I dreamed of a fencing sword and ran up to the demon, the mystery man grunted and holding his arm but the demon couldn't attack him because I kill it. Then another demon looked at me and turned around and left my mindscape, I said to myself 'Well, that's weird'.