Adventure of Gravity Falls

~Chapter Ten~

I was getting ready for the day and heading downstairs, Mabel said to me "Good morning Lynn" and I said "Good morning, Mabel". Stan handed me my cup of coffee and I said "Thank you, Stan" and Stan said "No problem, Lynn". Ford came into the kitchen and ate his breakfast along with us, he asked "What's everyone doing today?" Mabel said "I was about to ask Lynn to sing us a song because we didn't get a chance to hear her sing", I asked "When are you going to ask me?" Mabel and Dipper looked at each other and said it at the same time "Right now!" Stan said to me "You can't say no to them. Are you?" I looked at Dipper and Mabel, they were giving me the sad puppy eyes and I said "No, Stan. I just can't say no to them, so please stop with those puppy eyes". Dipper and Mabel said it at the same time "YAY!" Mabel said "We'll be right back!" Dipper and Mabel left the kitchen to get everything ready, Stan said "I'm going to help with the kids to set everything ready" and then just me and Ford. Ford said "I have a funny feeling that it's not just them going to hear you singing, my dear", I sighed and said "I know. Mabel is going to invite Candy, Grenda, Wendy and Soos over to hear me sing".

Ford said "You know after this, Stan wanted to tell us something", Mabel said "Alright everyone is all here, Lynn!" Wendy said "You can do this, Lynn", I took a deep breath and said "Okay. Here I go" and I started to sing...

~Me~

He is a hustler, he's no good at all

He is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum

He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable

He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun

I know you told me I should stay away

I know you said he's just a dog astray

He is a bad boy with a tainted heart

And even I know this ain't smart

But mama I'm in love with a criminal

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love the guy

He is a villain by the devil's law

He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun

That man's a snitch and unpredictable

He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none

All I know, should've let go, but no

'Cause he's a bad boy with a tainted heart

And even I know this ain't smart

But mama I'm in love with a criminal

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical

Mama please don't cry, I will be alright

All reason aside I just can't deny, I love that guy

And he's got my name

Tattooed on his arm his lucky charm

So I guess it's okay he's with me

And I hear people talk

Trying to make remarks keep us apart

But I don't even hear

I don't care

'Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal

And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical