Adventure of Gravity Falls

~Chapter Eight~

Bill Cipher laughing evilly under the freedom from an intern dimensional rift, he said "Oh, it's happening, it's finally, finally happening! Physical form? Don't mind if I DO!" Blendin woke up and said out loud "Huh?! What just happened? Oh. Oh man. This is bad! This is real bad!, we've got a situation!" The people of Gravity Falls were looking up in the sky to see what was going on, Bill said while he was holding the special bubble next to him "ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFESPAN, THREE DIMENSIONAL, FIVE SENSE SKIN PUPPETS! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!" Deputy Durland, Sheriff Bulbs and Tyler shouted at the same time "Ah!" Bill said to them "Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares, I call my friends. 8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Ha ha, what the heck. It's Zanthar. Then, of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire and these guys. This is our town now, boys! Oh, I almost forgot, please let me introduce our new queen of Nightmare Realm..." and he popped the special bubble, I was wearing black long sleeve button down shirt, black pants, black cowboy boots and my black trench coat. I opened my eyes that are now glowing golden and Bill said "Queen Lynn!"

Bill placed a crown on my head and he looked at my finger, he said "My Queen, you don't have to wear that ring anymore" and I said to Cipher "You're right, Cipher. I don't need this special ring, who lied to me", I took off the special ring and handed it to Bill. Bill is holding the ring, but Tyler said "Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here", Lazy Susan said "Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!" Grenda said "We don't like out-of-towners!" I did an evil laugh and said to Grenda "Oh, so Mabel and Dipper are not out of town?" Grenda didn't say anything, Manly Dan said "We punch what we DON'T UNDERSTAND!!" Preston also added "I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?" Pacifica said "Dad!" Preston said to her "Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking", I looked at Bill and said "You deal with him, Cipher" and Bill said "Yes, your highness. Oh wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?" Preston scared his family and Bill laughs evilly as the townspeople flee, but turns Deputy Durland to stone, Sheriff Bulbs said "Durland! My precious Deputy Durland. No!" 

The evil eye bat took the stone Deputy Durland, Bill said "It's time we do a little redecorating. We could really use a castle of some kind.  And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS?!" I looked around and saw everyone running away, I said to Bill "I'm heading to the castle, Cipher" and heading to the castle and Bill said "This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!" Then Ford and Dipper were looking at Bill, Ford said "So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a... boop-boop. Oh, no. Lynn!" Dipper said "Weirdmageddon. Agh!" The gnome said to Dipper "Move it, stretch. Hey, we're scampering here!" Ford helped Dipper get up from the ground and said "The rift is shattered. Bill's world is spilling into ours and every minute his powers grow stronger", Dipper said "Mabel! The rift must have cracked inside her backpack. She must be in danger. I have to go find her" and Ford said "Dipper. Listen to me. We can find your sister soon and save Lynn as well, but first we have to stop Bill. If we can blast him back through the rip he came out of, we just might be able to stop him before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe" and Dipper asked "Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible?" Ford said "No. I'm not sure. But being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. Will you follow me?" Dipper said "To the ends of the Earth" and Ford said "Good. Because that's where we're heading. You also might want to step inside".