Adventure of Gravity Falls

~Chapter Six~

Everyone is asleep, Ford and I were sleeping next to each other on the same bed, but we both opened our eyes and I looked around and asked "Where are we?" Ford said "We're in a dreamscape", but we look around as the wheat is flattened around him into the image of , glowing blue. Ford hears Bill's maniacal laughter, Ford is standing in front of me and says "I know that laugh... Show yourself!" Pop out of nowhere he is, Bill Cipher. Bill looked at Ford and said "Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal! Oh, even my queen is here as well", Ford is still standing in front of me and said to Bill "Bill Cipher. What do you want from me? You leave Lynn alone!" Bill said to us "Oh, quit playing dumb, IQ! You knew I'd be back! You think shutting down that portal could stop what I have planned? I've been making deals, chatting with old friends, and preparing for them! You can't keep that safe forever. You'll slip up, and when you do...! Can't wait for my dear queen to be ready by my side" and I said "I will never be your queen, Cipher!" Ford looked up at Bill and said to him standing next to me "Get out of here! You have no dominion in our world! I will protect Lynn from you, Bill!" Bill said to him "Oh, she is going to be my queen, Ford. Maybe not right now, but things change, Stanford Pines! Things...change." Ford and I bolted up from our bed, Ford looking at his hand, looking back at me and said "We have to warn them! He's coming".

Dipper and Mabel were looking through the games in Stan's closet but until Ford shouted "Family meeting! Family meeting!" Ford is sitting down at the table and I was just standing there waiting for Dipper and Mabel, I looked over and saw Dipper and Mabel heading towards us. Ford looked up and said to them "Ah, children. Come in, come in!" Mabel ran up to Ford and said "Ooh, mysterious scrolls and potions! Are you going to tell us we're finally of age to go to wizard school? Is there an owl in this bag?" Ford took the bag away from Mabel and said "No! I can assure you if there's an owl in this bag, he's long dead. Now tell me, children, do either of you recognize this symbol?" Ford showed them a picture of Bill Cipher and they gasped, Dipper said "Bill", Ford confused and placed the picture down on the table and said "You... you know him?" Dipper said "Know him? He's been terrorizing us all summer! I have so many questions and theories..." and Mabel said "Dipper's been pretty paranoid since Bill turned him into a sock puppet", I said "Well, that's just creepy" and Dipper said "It was, Lynn. The important thing is we defeated him twice". Mabel said "Once with kittens and once with tickles!"

Dipper said "It was a lot more heroic than it sounds", Ford looked worried and said "This is not good. The fact that you've dealt with Bill is gravely serious", Dipper asked "So, how do you know Bill?" I said to Ford "Dipper has a point. How did you know Bill?" Ford just changed the subject and said "I've encountered many dark beings in my time, Dipper. What matters is his powers are growing stronger, and if he pulls off his plans, no one in this family will be safe!" Ford said to himself 'Even Lynn, she's not safe', Dipper and Mabel gasped but then I asked "What should we do then, Ford?" Ford stood up and took out the map of the house and said "Fortunately, there should be a way to shield us from his mental tricks. A way to Bill-proof the Shack. All I have to do is place moonstones here, here, and here, sprinkle some mercury, let's see... I always forget the last ingredient! Ugh, unicorn hair", I said "I know someone that will find some unicorn hair for you, Ford", and Ford looked confused but then I said "Mabel will go get the unicorn hair for you. Isn't that right, Mabel?"

Mabel said to Ford with excited "Grunkle Ford, can I please go on this quest? I am literally obsessed with unicorns! My first word was "unicorn," I once made my own unicorn by taping a traffic cone to a horse's head. Are you even looking at the sweater I'm wearing right now?! Not to mention that I'm probably the most pure of heart person in this room", Ford looked at me and said "That's true, she has a point" and Dipper said "I can't argue there". Mabel said "So can I go on a mission to get that hair? Please please please? I'LL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD!" Ford said while handing the journal to Mabel and the crossbow "Very well. But it won't be easy.Take this. And this", Mabel said "O ooh!" Ford said "I haven't been in this dimension for a while. It's okay to give children weapons, right?" I took the crossbow away from Mabel and said to Ford "It's not okay to give a weapon to a twelve year old girl!" Mabel already left the Mystery Shack to get her girlfriends to help her to find some unicorns, Ford turned around and said to me "We need to talk later", I rolled my eyes at him and say "Yeah, whatever". Dipper asked Ford "So, what are the odds she gets that hair?"