[It begins with Hound in bed as his alarm goes off at 6:30. It goes off as he reluctantly wakes up to turn it off. He yawns as his morning routine begins, some basic exercises, a quick shower and preparing his coffee, he grabs his phone and the notifications are littered with messages. Most of them asking what happened at Mammon's clown pageant. He ignores them all before a text from Loona catches his attention.]
[He turns off his cell phone before grabbing his cup of coffee, sitting on his couch and turning on the TV.]
Announcer 1: Breaking news! After an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the black sheep of the Vorvar'g family in Mammon's clown pageant. Millions of hellborn and sinners alike are now mocking the golden child, Sable. Looks like killing Exorcists and Overlords doesn't mean shit if you get knocked out with one punch.
[The clip of Hound knocking out Sable plays several times. The news ticker at the bottom reads, "Holy shit, that is brutal. How the hell did Sable just get knocked out with one punch? That's like brain damage, right?"]
Announcer 2: Looks to me like Sable bit off more than he could chew.
Announcer 1: And it looks to me like you are all bark and no cock with your stupid puns. Now here's a statement from his sister trying to defend what little honor her brother has-
[Hound immediately turns off the Tv.]
Hound: (Annoyed) You know what? There's nothing wrong with going to work early today.
[He finishes his coffee in one sip and starts to walk out of his apartment, it cuts to the human world where a mysterious looking mother is picking up this rose with her baby. Unbeknownst to her, the stroller is rolling down the hill next to her. She quickly notices]
Mom: My baby! Someone save my baby!
[The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash]
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Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)
FanfictionJoin triplets descendants of a mighty Hellhound in wacky adventures in hell... Two are helping the princess of Hell with her new passion project while the other "works" with his hellhound girlfriend at a company called I.M.P And things do happen!