Join triplets descendants of a mighty Hellhound in wacky adventures in hell...
Two are helping the princess of Hell with her new passion project while the other "works" with his hellhound girlfriend at a company called I.M.P
And things do happen!
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Added Hound notes: Our client is pissed because the target let a bunch of his goats eat his crops and when he confronted him about he blew his head off with his shotgun.
[Blitzo, Millie, Hound, and Moxxie, arrived in Mexico at night.]
Hound: (Takes a deep breath and exhales) Ah Tijuana...The land where almost any crime can be committed after 9 pm, I missed this place.
Moxxie: You been here before?
Hound: Fuck yeah I've been here before. Where do you think I get the tequila that Loona likes so much? Pride? (Scoffs) They don't even have Agave plants!
[Blitzo frowns at Hound.]
Blitzo: Oh shut up Hound. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us too long to - (A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down.) WHAT THE F-
[Soon the group is surrounded by goats.]
Blitzo: What the fuck are these things?!
Moxxie: I want to say these are earth goats, sir.
Hound: They look pretty tasty...(Mouth waters)
Blitzo: I don't care how great or tasty they are, they are in. My. Way!
[Bltzo picks up a goat and kicks them. They hit the hay barn, the barn, and the house. ]
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[This alerts the man inside the house. Who goes outside to see.]
Gerardo: Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?) Que carajo!? (What the Hell?)
[Gerardo then sees the I.M.P. killing his goats. Hound is seen munching on one of them.]
Moxxie Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!
Gerardo: El Chupacabras!
[Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them. Blitzo appears from under the goat pile, wearing one of them like a costume]
