Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)

Hell Shorts: Mission Incel-piracist

IMP File:

Target: Elliot Von Roger
Location: Isla Vista California USA
Description: Bald, like a dude who gets his fashion sense from a 2000s emo band
Info:
The client is an escort (aka hooker) she was killed after making fun of her last client's penis. Also if you are reading this Moxxie, hope you enjoy reading this on your desk. Loona and I had a lot of fun earlier today LMAO XD (Btw don't tell Blitzo)

[Hound is on Earth sneaking around the rooftops as he is talking to Loona on his phone. He arrives at the rooftop of some apartments.]

Hound: Just arrived babe.

[Hound starts picking the lock and manages to enter the complex. He sees a security guard doing patrol.]

Hound: Yes I checked. It's just a normal apartment complex.

[Hound knocks down the security guard with one punch.]

Hound: How was I supposed to know that Blitzo sent me to that only women's nude spa? I was as surprised as you were.

[Hound puts zips on the guard's hands and drags his unconscious body. As he continues to talk to Loona.]

Hound: Hey, I was thinking that we could maybe get something to eat after this mission. There's this new taco stand near the awful billboard Blitzo put up.

[He grabs one of the spare keys of one of the apartments.]

Hound: Great! Love you too. See you at the office.

[Hounds hangs up as he inspects the various apartments and he murmurs a song.]

Hound: ♪ Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Tryna strikes a chord and it's probably A-Minor. ♪

[He enters the apartment and sees that is dimly lit, with heavy curtains drawn over the windows, the walls are covered with posters, printouts, and newspaper clippings related to various conspiracy theories. In one corner there is an inflatable sex doll.]

Hound: The fuck is all this shit?

[He is suddenly attacked from behind as he defends himself.]

[Hound is thrown off by the shoulder as he crashes to a table. There he sees his target. A middle-age bald man holding a knife.]

Elliot: You didn't think that I was hearing that sickening call with that bitch of yours. Guess the government really likes to pamper to their pets

Hound: Ah shit you are one of those...

Elliot: When I'm done with you, you tell me who your boss is. I'll make sure to find that little gal of yours so I can show her what a real man-!

[Hound just pulls his revolver and shoots Elliot in the knee.]

Elliot: AHH FUCK!

[He drops his knife as he clutches his leg in pain before Hound gets up and kicks his face. Then he aims the revolver to his head.]

Elliot: Do it then. Just know that one day (Grunt.) you'll realize how much that woman of yours (Grunt) doesn't care and all she will do is play around with your feelings!

[Hound then gets a notification from his cellphone, its a message from Loona.]

Elliot: What is that? Did your whore is now telling you how she's found someone better than you and how you are just a-

Hound: Shut your mouth, it's not that fuckface. The client just paid for the custom death fee.

Elliot: Custom death fee?

[It cuts to Elliot being tied to a post but also his genitals being tied with the other end of the rope being tied to a car.]

Elliot: (Crying) Please, have mercy!

Hound: Sorry, it's just business dude.

[Hound puts the brick on the accelerator as the car speeds off. The rope keeps uncurling before it tenses up.]

[Then a cracking noise is heard as Elliot screams with blood splattering everywhere. It cuts back to I.M.P with Hound just arriving as Blitzo is on the phone with another client.]

Blitzo: Hey, yeah, it's done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again.

Emberlyn: (Offscreen.)I'm here, Blitzy-kuuun!! I saw your billboard! I'm here for you my love! I'll be by your side forever! BLITZY KUUUN!!!!

[Hound finally notices who is outside the building.]

Hound: Ouch. You got the weeaboo gal huh?

[Blitzo just frowns at Hound.]

Blitzo: Shut the fuck up-

[He is interrupted by a gunshot sound as the window breaks surprising everyone. It was none other than Elliot. Now, in his demon form, that consists of being a crow-hybrid wearing eyeliner, and holding two machine guns. But the most jarring is the giant hole he has in his groin area.]

Elliot: Hound! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Demon Warrior! And I, Elliot Von Roger! Your fear made flesh! Solid of fur you might be, foul beast ... But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of bullets! With every last drop of my being! You-!

[He is then run over by a speeding truck. Everyone's stunned for a bit including Emberlyn.]

Hound: Wanna get those tacos?

Loona: Hell yeah.

[The two leave as Blitzo still hides from Emberlyn.]

Emberlyn:  BLITZY KUUUN!!!!

[Blitzo just sighs in frustration as the short ends.]