Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)

Spring Broken Part 1

[The scene starts with crew and Blitzo driving their gray van along the street.]

Blitzo: I love this ! [Singing along with the radio] ♫You were the spicy little- Uh- with the- Uh- bleach blonde hair! ♫

[ Loona and Hound  are shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo looking mildly annoyed at his singing, Hound gives Loona one  earphone to at least tolerate it. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.]

Blitzo: ♫Fiendin' for that semen when I caught your stare ♫

[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]

Blitzo: ♫Thought it might be love, but you went--♫

[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]

Blitzo: Holy shit-

[Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?! Hound! My megaphone!

[Hound gives Blitzo a megaphone and yells into it.]

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your dick out of my parking spot...

[ Verosika Mayday steps out of her car with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]

Blitzo: Oh shit! Verosika!

[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops]

Verosika: Blitzo. [Pronounced as spelled.]

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is...

[Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]

Blitzo: ...three rings  down!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Blitzo: Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]

Verosika: So... your sister says "Hi".

[Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.]

Blitzo: Why are you parking here?! This is the only parking spot my company has. So take your tampon race car somewhere else.

Verosika: Actually, prick, it has my name on it.

[Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.]

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building.

[Loona and Hound watch from the van.]

Loona: No way...

Hound: Is that really her?

Verosika: And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.