Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)

Ozzie's

[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stola's Grimoire and rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. walks into the office. Hound transformed into his human disguise walks in covered in blood.]

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Hound: [Angered ] Whoop de fucking doo guys! How fun it is to be chased around by 20 guys with[Back to hellhound form] MOTHERFUCKING CHAINSAWS!!!

Blitzo:  [Leans on the tree.] Aww! Are you still mad that they mistook you for an environmentalist shithead? 

[Hound flips him off, grabs a towel and starts cleaning himself. Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, [points finger guns] Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to in the !

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]

Blitzo: [groans] Ugh, can you two not? I've already seen enough kissing. Looking at you Hound!

Hound: [offscreen.] Eat a dick dipshit!

Moxxie: I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh.

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm.

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. [hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly.] See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]

Millie: Relax sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

[She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen. Loona is still reading the magazine.]

Hound: Thank fuck they are gone. [Looks at Loona.] Are you free tonight?