Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)

Western Energy

[Before we start I have 2 announcements to make. 

1: A good friend of mine created a TVTropes page for Hell's Triplets. Check it out and write something on it if you want.

 https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/HellsTriplets.  

2: If you see * on a dialogue it means that it has or will be explored in triplets drabbles.]

[The scene starts with Blitzo driving the I.M.P. van, with Moxxie and Millie in the back and a fearful Loona next to Blitzo while holding Hound's hand who is at her right. Blitzo's phone lets out a bird ringtone.]

Blitzo: Oh shit. Stolas! It's really not a good time, buddy...

Stolas: I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again Blitzy, but umm...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment.

Blitzo: Pffttt...lucky bitch.

Stolas: Um, well no, rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by little cowboy friend of yours.

Blitzo: Ohh, which one?

Moxxie: How many cowboy friends do you know? (To Stolas) What does he look like, your highness?

[Stolas glances up at Striker's grinning face as he rides his horse.]

Stolas: Mmm...sexy?

Moxxie: That's Striker, sir!

Hound: (Rolls eyes) Of fucking course... (To Moxxie) Also, sexy?!

[Moxxie just shrugs.]

Blitzo: Oh for fuck's sake! Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?

Stolas: I believe he has bound me with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself, I'm afraid. So, I think you should come save me.

Blitzo: Oh shit Stolas, I can't today, alright? I'm sorry. I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies S.H.O.T.

[Blitzo glances nervously at a frightened Loona. She starts to squeeze Hound's hand and cracking sounds are heard.]

Hound: Ow ow ow OW! TOO HARD! TOO HARD! LOONA!

[Loona lets go and looks at Hound with puppy eyes.]

Hound: Sorry babe but you have to get this shot. We don't want to repeat what happened last time.

[Loona immediately punches Hound in the arm while blushing. Blitzo slowly turns his head towards Hound. Hound starts sweating.]

Blitzo: (Glares at Hound.) What do you exactly mean after last time?

Hound: (Not looking at Blitzo) Uh-I mean... (Nervous) Nothing. Don't worry about it.

Blitzo: (Stern) Hound...

Millie: (Pops from behind) Is that why your shoulder was all fucked up?

Moxxie: (Joins Millie) And you said that your pelvis hurt?

Hound: I said don't worry about it!

Blitzo: Ugh never mind! It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five to get this one. And she's been doing a lot of field work so, you know, she needs it. (Looks at Hound angrily) Also for some other reasons.