[ In Moxxie and Millie's apartment is revealed under a sign. Moxxie and Millie sleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone sounds. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone sounds again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.]
Moxxie: What do you want, sir?
Blitzo: Hey, sorry to wake you, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?
[Millie sits up in excitement.]
Millie: The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fucking-haw!
Moxxie: (sighs) Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait, where are you calling from?
[Blitzo falls down onto the bed from the ceiling. His phone bonks his head. Moxxie narrows his eyes as Blitzo purrs.]
Moxxie: Of course.
[On Hound aparment is revealed to be Hound and Loona on bed but they are awoken by Hound's phone alert. He grudgily takes it. Loona hits him with her foot.]
Loona: AHH! For fuck's sake Hound is 3 in the morning!
Hound: I know! Who the fuck is--
[Hound sees whose message or should he say voice messages and widens his eyes.]
Hound: Oh shit.
[Loona stands up.]
Loona: Oh shit what?
Hound: It's Blitzo, isn't he supposed to message you not me?
[Loona shrugs her shoulders.]
Loona: I don't know, my phone died like 2 hours ago.
[Hound decides to listen to the messages.]
Message 1: Hey Hound! Thanks again for allowing Loona to stay with you while I solve some shit with Stolas, just be sure to remember that she should answer my messages and that you can't have se-
[Hound hits next.]
Message 2: Hey partner! Maybe you two are watching a movie or something so that's why Loona hasn't answered but please tell her--
[Hound hits next.]
Message 3: Really funny pal...But now I'm really getting angry so I advise you to-[Stolas voice]Blitzy I'm ready! - IN A MINUTE ASSHOLE!
[Hound hits next many times as he skips all the messages.]
Message 8: HOUND PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE! AND TELL LOONA THAT WE ARE GOING TO A FUCKING HARVEST FESTIVAL BULLSHIT! YOU FUCK!
Hound/Loona: Ugh...
[Scene shifts to the Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch. The I.M.P. van pulls up in front of two imps.]
Millie: Mama! Daddy!
[Millie gets out of the van and happily runs toward her parents. Her father hugs her and spins her around before placing her down.]
Jon: Yee-haw! How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?
[Joe ruffles Millie's hair affectionately.]
Millie: I'm good, Pa! Thanks for letting us stay here for the harvest jamboree!
Lin: It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went "freelance."
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Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)
FanfictionJoin triplets descendants of a mighty Hellhound in wacky adventures in hell... Two are helping the princess of Hell with her new passion project while the other "works" with his hellhound girlfriend at a company called I.M.P And things do happen!
