[The Cherubs appear on a small old fashioned TV. Blitzo blasts the TV with a flintlock pistol, and it explodes.]
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Give me another, Mox!
[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]
Blitzo: Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!
[Moxxie switches the channel. Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo and Millie look bored.]
Blitzo: Uh huh, keep going, keep going, keep going!
[Moxxie switches the channel again. appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]
Wally Wackford: I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"!
[The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.]
Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!
[Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face.]
Wally: Please, I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
[Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again.]
Millie: Woo! You're on a roll, sir!
[Loona and Hound are snoring, Loona wakes up from her canine sleep on a chair. A shaking causes her cup to spill.]
Loona: Guys, do you feel that?
[Hound wakes up as well.]
Hound: The fuck is happening?
Blitzo: Oh shit, is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
[Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear.]
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
Moxxie: I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.
[Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.]
Loona: Stop getting hysterical, fatty!
[Loona hits Moxxie against the wall before he is knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole. Loona and Hound growl on all fours.]
Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid!
[The man grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops.]
Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.
[Millie takes out a sharp black axe.]
Millie: Who are you and what do you want?!
[ slides along the black loops before he does a villainous pose between the imps.]
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Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)
FanfictionJoin triplets descendants of a mighty Hellhound in wacky adventures in hell... Two are helping the princess of Hell with her new passion project while the other "works" with his hellhound girlfriend at a company called I.M.P And things do happen!
