Hell Triplet's (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel)

Oops

[The episode starts with Hound and Blitzo walking around in Greed, Blitzo is frowning while Hound looks irritated. They receive a text from Loona that says "Have fun you 2. Remember no fighting >:[".]

Blitzo: This is so bullshit.

Hound: Look Blitzo, we both promised Loona that we would spend a day together. I don't like it either but we both have to compromise.

[Blitzo glares at Hound.]

Blitzo: Well sorry for not wanting to enjoy my day with the guy that has been having sex with my daughter without my knowledge!

Hound: (Unison) The guy that has been having sex with my daughter without my knowledge. (Normal) Fucking hell Blitzo, you've been saying that for weeks! I get it! Look the faster we do something together the faster the day ends. I heard there's a Cafe near here.

[Blitzo grits his teeth then groans.]

Blitzo: Then let's fucking go already! I want a Macchiato.

[Blitzo starts to march away. Hound looks up to the sky like he is praying.]

Hound: Please Satan let no bullshit happen today.

[Uknown to him a mysterious figure is watching them from the rooftops. We then see Hound and Blitzo sitting at the Cafe, Hound looks nervous as Blitzo is just bored checking some pictures on his phone. Hound takes a deep breath.]

Hound: Blitzo.

[Blitzo looks up to Hound.]

Hound: (Nervous) There's something I have to tell you.

[Blitzo widens his eyes in shock and then slams his hand on the table scaring Hound.]

Blitzo: You motherfucker. You cheated on Loona?! I'm gonna -! (Starts pulling out his flintlock pistol.)

Hound: What?! No! I would never cheat on Loona! That's not what I've tried to say!

Blitzo: Then you got her pregnant?! You piece of shit I'm gonna blow those fucking nuts of-! (Aims at Hound's crotch.)

Hound: NO! God-fucking-damnit Blitzo! Can you please fucking stop jumping to assumptions and let me talk?!

Blitzo: (Pulls his gun away.) Fine! Then what the fuck do you want to tell me?

[Blitzo starts drinking his coffee.]

Hound: (Sighs) What I'm trying to say is that I'm the Crim-

[Blitzo then spits the coffee to the ground interrupting Hound.]

Blitzo: Ugh! The fuck is this?! Did somebody pissed in my coffee?! 

Hound: Uhh Blitzo?

Blitzo: You over there! Did you just make me a coffee or did you got confused and thought it was a pregnancy test?

[It cuts to Blitzo being thrown out of the Cafe with Hound following soon behind.]