Playlist:
The ghost f you (3 da sad parts)
I'm So Lit Right Now (Sydney McGee)
Don't be scared by not enough space (scary parts 🎀🎀)
Breath by breaking benjamin
Thnks fr th Mars by fob
I'm so sick by flyleaf
Taking over me OR my immoetal by evanescence (for when Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro kiss)
"... and that is why we shouldn't support-"
Ben Shapiro took away the phone from Matt Walsh's hand.
"What are you looking at... WHAT!"
He looked at the phone to see Ben x Matt x Mario x Sonic fanart.
"Omg wtf !!! I thought wer fries!!" (he was eating ok so ofc it doesn't come out roght)
🇺🇸🦅🦅
"Umm....😅 This is really awkward..." said Matt Walsh, anxiously!!
Ben smashed the phone right in front of him before turning to him rizzfully.
"WTF DID YOU DO TO MY PHONE!?"
"Shhh... Phones are temporary, friendships are forever." AND then They kissed passionately.
What now make a person shoot one of them OMG TUCKER WAS JELOUS CUZ HE LIKED THEM!!
Tucker Carlson walks in the room and sees gay kissing and gets really jealous. He'd always wanted to be in a three-way-relationship with both Matt and Ben. And so he did the only logical thing and pulled out a gun.
"I heart the second amendment 🇺🇸🦅🙏 America!!"
Then he shot at Ben but missed, hitting Matt instead. Devastated, Bean ran to Matt sobbing tears of blood (the blood was black and he realized he could never be with Matt because Matt shops at Hollister).
"yu bastard tucker cralton!! I will end you!!!" screamed Ben Shapiro! He started to turn on Breath by Breaking Benjamin because he's a real boy like pinochio now and he was gonna kill tucker Carlton. Then he switched the song to thnks fr th mmrs bc he was sad that Matt Is bleeding out. "ok i will bring u 2 th hospital" he said.
In the hospital, Matt was lying gracefully like a ballerina except the ballerina was shot by Tucker Carlason.
"I am faling I' am fading hell me to breathe" Matt said. This caused Ben to cry.
"WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER! U LISTNE TO OKD MUSIC AND I LISTEN TO BREKING BENAHMIN!" screamed Ben. "WE'LL NEVER MATCH EACHOTHER! IM GOTH AND YOU SHOP AT HOLSITER!"
"WE CAN TRY!" yelled Matt while crying. He then put on I'm So Sick by Flyleaf.
Matt listened to the song and felt like a real goth. Then he became the alpha wolf.
"AWOOOOO!" he howled.
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Ok ur turnI DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON weite about hoe he's the alpha
YOU ARE READING
Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures
RomanceTHERE IS SWEARING!!! read the title NOW and i will put tw for bad parts AND I WROTE THIS WITH ME BROTHER theres a lot of spelling errors LET ME KNOW IF THERES AN ISSUE- i will fix it (does not include spelling mistakes) I'm basically playing a chara...
