(An: my brother hasn't wanted to work on this for days! So I am working alobe this time. Also get better fonys googlr)
Playlsit:
The ghost of you NY mcr (when mat sings)
Had enough by brekignh benkaming (mysteries figure)
Helena by mcr (mysterious figure angaun)
My Immortal vy ecsenesecene (zimbie)
Taking over me by evanescence (authors notw)
I'm so sick by flyleaf (musterios figuer)
Matt Walsh began to bleed Hollister patterned blood form his eyes. And he started screaming in pain.
"SHE DIESSSSDD AT THE BEND OF THE WOULD OR THE LASY THING I SEE!!!" yelled Matt incorrectly (nerd).
(An: I just turned of extra fim settign)
"YOU STUPID BITCH!!! THIS IS SO WEONG AND EVEN MORE WRONG THAN WHEN I READ WAP!!!" said Ben angrily. He never was a cardi b fan.
(An: isn't this sory genius?)
"WHATEVR!!! I BET YOU DONT KNEO THE WORKDS TO ZOMBIE BY THE CRNAERIES! I am Matt Walsh and I kiss men." Said Matt in character.
"YOULL BOTH KNWO THE WORDDS TO ZOMBIE WHEN IM DONR WITH YOU!!!! YOU FUCKINH GREEDY little BASTARDS, ull get what you deserve (haha breaking benjamin reference)!!! SO LONGN AND GOODNIGHT" (he's not actually pinnichio someone tlwl me hiw to spell pinochio nvm autocratic told me God I hate when aitocorect changes my wojds) yelled a mysterious figue standing I'm the window fuck you autocorrect I wanted in. You stupid ok I'm not gonna finished that nvm you stupud fuckignh btich (sory I semi mean rhat).
Then Ben channeled all of his 40(?) Year old man energy and tried to sing zombie even though Matt is the cranberries fan. And Ben si the one who si gothic emo punk edit. (An: IM SO ANGRY I DOJY WNAT OT ERITE THE CRANERRIERSS I WANT TO WRITE EVANESCENEESE!!!! TAKING OEVR ME SEPSCIFICALLY i beliv in u il givw up this annoying homophone fanfition)
"Ok I haven't heard this since I was like idk 89 Taylor swiths birthday year. I might hbe a little rusty since I BENcame an punk goth." (Also I don't listne to Taylor swift since like so long ago!!! And it was konly blank space ok ok) and later I'm adding this in bc I forgot ti say Ben is the one saying this
"WHEN ou cried I wiped away all of your tears and something about screaming hold on I'm getting a snapchat notification irl I will write this soon" ok my freibds bf keeps typing and not sending anything tf anyways so Ben is like singing zombie but he fucked up. And I am now listening to plack-plaj bu ic3peak I fickigh love ic3peak.
"You FUCKING BITCH! HOW DARW OYU CRITICIZE ME FOR NOT KNWO ING EVEY SINGLYE SONG THAT U LIKE AND U DONT EVEN SING MYNE OK FUCK YOU!!!" (I Hate mafff Walsh he sux! Evanescence and breaking benjamin and mcr and ic3peak and linkin park r better)
(An: ok I just took a nap for like 6 hours I am not sleeping timkght also I hate this fanficgjb ok fuck this and fuck you Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro maybe respect cardi b and u eouldbt b here)
And then the mysterious figure spoke loudly, "YOU BITCHES WILL DIE FOR BIENG IN A REALTIONASHIP WITTHOIT ME!!!" but... Ben and the other guy weren't listenign... ok... I'm okay I promise.
"so you'll shut up and saty sleeping with my screaming in your itching ears" and then Ben and Matt heard this and passed out because the mysterious figure was like magical.
(An: I hate everything about u y do I luv u)
YOU ARE READING
Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures
RomansaTHERE IS SWEARING!!! read the title NOW and i will put tw for bad parts AND I WROTE THIS WITH ME BROTHER theres a lot of spelling errors LET ME KNOW IF THERES AN ISSUE- i will fix it (does not include spelling mistakes) I'm basically playing a chara...
