(an: lmao I forgot to write it. Oh and the note i left 4 myself actually worked. IM NOT GOTH SRRY 4 THE MISTAKES!)
Playlist:
I don't love u by mcr
Ty4thevenombymcr adn demolition loverss (title = demolitoiom lovrs lyrics)
B4 I forget
"Omg!!! Tucker Carla!!!" said ben...
"benjamin come with meh we can eet married fr"
"excuse me this is my bf... u freak." Said Matt washing machine.
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PREPPY BITCH!" said tucking carterson.
Ben stared at Tucker. He looked down to his own preppy outfit. Streams of Drunk Elephant and Sol de Janeiro tears fell down his face. "WHAT THE FUCK! TUCKER YOU KNOW I'M PREPPY!" he screamed as loud as he could. Even more tears fell down his preppy face, preppily. He ran into the window, fell through, and ran away.
Tucker fell to the ground in defeat. PREPPY TEARS FELL FROM HIS FACE CUZ HES A POSER. He knew Ben would never marry him. He needed... to go to Hot Topid.
When Tucker arrived at Hot Topic, he entered obviously idk what else he would do. He saw someone folding t-shirts.
"Hi... Can you make me totally goffik?" asked Turkey.
"YEAH. Follow me." replied the worker. They took Turkey to the cds. "Do you have a specific band in mind?"
"UHM... THAT'S NOT GOTH... THAT'S A CD." said Tucker.
"They play music." replied the worker, calmly.
"GOTH IS LIKE MAKEUP AND HAIR AND STUFF..." said Tucker Carbon.
"Get out."
Tucker Greenhouse gas left the store, sadly. He decided he needed to go to another store to be goth. He went to... H&M!!!
Tucker arrived at the store and went to the women's section (this sint a joke there's better clothes in the women's section and plus every1 looks good in these ok!?!? dont judge stupidly). He picked out a black sweater, a black maxi skirt, concerningly big boots, and then he left because they didn't have fishnetz. He sneaked into Hot Topic and stole fishnets because he is poor now. Turkey Greenhouse gas changed into the clothes and went to go find BEN SHAPEOFYOU.
"Let me just get into my car..."
Turkey couldn't feel how hard he was pressing on the pedals because of his boots, so he crashed and went 2 the hospital.
(i only write when im bored or tired also this took a while 2 wrtie even tho its 397 words. note 4 my brother: write the next 1 wiht me or turkey dies and they cant save him)
YOU ARE READING
Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures
RomanceTHERE IS SWEARING!!! read the title NOW and i will put tw for bad parts AND I WROTE THIS WITH ME BROTHER theres a lot of spelling errors LET ME KNOW IF THERES AN ISSUE- i will fix it (does not include spelling mistakes) I'm basically playing a chara...
