(nothing good lasts 4ever)
Playlist:
The End by MCR
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by MCR
Bring me to Life by Evanescence
My Immortal by Evanescence
First Date by blink-182
Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy
Into The Nothing by Breaking Benjamin
Helena by MCR
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by Specimen
Tucker sobbed over the pain he'd caused for Ben Shapiro. Ben looked away from the disheartened and broken man.
Tucker looked into Ben's eyes like open doors. "Ben, I- I'm sorry. I shouldn't have-"
"It's fine." Ben put his finger up to Tucker's mouth. "I know I'm irresistibly emo."
Tucker looked down into Ben's goffik pink eyes (he is infected). "And I wanted to say, I'm sorry for trying to kill your sister... and your gay lover, Matt Walsh."
"It's okay." Ben laughed with irritated eyes. "I'm high as fuck right now."
Tucker held onto Ben. "I love you, Ben Shapiro."
"Well, I DON'T FUCKING LOVE YOU! My heart yearns for Matt Walsh." Ben laughed cuz he's a weed smoking girlfriend.
"Ben, I heard everything you said..." said Matt Walsh.
Ben laughed.
Matt stared into Ben's pink eye infected eyes. "Will you marry me?" asked Matt.
"Yes!!! We can name our kid Ameigh Leigh!!!" shouted Ben Shapiro with joy.
Ben took a photo for Instagram, captioned "Engaged to Matt Walsh!"
Tom MacDonald cried in agony over not being able to date Ben. Abby’s ghost appeared in front of Ben.
"I'm so glad that at least one of us is able to get married and live a happy life. Promise me you'll never have one of these 'adventures' again?" said Abby Goth.
"I promise. Trust me." replied Ben.
Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh left and began to plan their wedding. After two weeks, they were finally ready. Ben wore black knee-high converse, a black high-low wedding dress with lots of tulle fabric, black eyeshadow, and black eyeliner. Matt wore black dress pants, a black formal shirt, regular black converse with song lyrics written on the soles in red pen, a red tie, black and red eyeshadow, and black eyeliner. The couple listened to Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by Specimen (cuz it's what I'm listening to) while plotting.
"If the woke opera is closed, then why don't we make our own?" asked Ben. "We'll need to make money somehow."
IM TIRED OF WRITING THIS.
Matt and Ben started a new woke opera and employed Abby’s ghost as the lead singer. Even in death you cannot escape Ben Shapiro. Moral of the story: Do not know Ben Shapiro or Tucker Carlson will try to kill you, and you will have to sing as a ghost.
Also, Ben started selling weed at the woke opera and got shut down by police. Justemo Bieber and Jojo Siwa took over.
YOU ARE READING
Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures
RomanceTHERE IS SWEARING!!! read the title NOW and i will put tw for bad parts AND I WROTE THIS WITH ME BROTHER theres a lot of spelling errors LET ME KNOW IF THERES AN ISSUE- i will fix it (does not include spelling mistakes) I'm basically playing a chara...
