(An: I'm on my phone so IM NOT SORRY IF I MAKE A SPELLING MISTAKE)
uhm Playlist lolz:
So cold by breaking benjamin
Kiss kiss bang Bang by specimen
Helena by mcr
Chop suey! by cistum of a down
Complicated by Avril Lavigne
Dance with the devil by breaking benjamin...
Sleep by mcr
I hate everything about u by 3days gracr
Famous last wrods by mcr
Harry styles
Heart throb by b ur own pet
Papercut by linkin park
I miss u by blink182
Disenchanted by mcr
"Lalala, I hope nothing bad happens in France while we are here!!!" said Justemo Bieber, emoly while skipping off the plane.
Jojo's jaw dropped when she saw Arby's corpse laying in a puddle of blood. Justemo was totally goth and stuff so he thought it was cool cuz there was blood... and ribs... (an: itz 4:20 AM while I'm writing this)
"Omg, is that Abby!? I can't believe she fucking died!" said jojo siwa while crying bloody tears that were naturally medium red... but she colored them black with a sharpie to be cool.
"yeah people do that sometimes" said justemo. And just before they could call the hospital... they saw the night changing... and the scent of watermelon sugar was all around the room.
"WATERMELON SUGAR... Hi..." said HARRY STYLES!
"get out of my way!!! U buy people!!!" said justemo bieber...
"I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYONE SINCE 2016!" yelled harry styles.
Justemo Bieber's eyes turned red. "HOW DO U EXPLAIN THIS!?" He held up a book titled, "Sold To One Direction (Punk Edit) Reader x Harry"
Harry Styles' eyes looked away in shock and failure. He had PROMISED his therapist that he would stop buying fans... but it was all a lie... BECAUSE THAT BOOK WAS DATED JUNE 25TH, 2024!!!
"What do you have to say for yourself... Harry?" asked justemo Bieber, angrily.
"I- I- I'M LEAVING." said harry styles... sadly. I actually have to sneeze.
"LET'S CALL THE HOSPITAL!!! THERE'S A SIGMA DEAD BODY IN HERE!" SAID JOJO SIWA...
"OMG PLEASE QUIET DOWN! AND STOP SAYING SIGMA..." said justemo bieber very quietly (u can tell cuz it'z in caps obvi).
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID ANNOYING BITCH!!! I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT AND I'LL YELL ALL I WANT!!!" yelled jojo siwa.
"Hello, we've received noise complaints- OMG... IS THAT A DEAD BODY!?" said a police officer. "I'M ARRESTING YOU BOTH AND TAKING THIS BODY TO GET AN AUTOPSY!"
"wait why r u doing an autopsy??? i'd say it'z pretty obvious what happened." argued justemo bieber, reasonably.
"SHUT UP!" said the cop.
YOU ARE READING
Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures
RomanceTHERE IS SWEARING!!! read the title NOW and i will put tw for bad parts AND I WROTE THIS WITH ME BROTHER theres a lot of spelling errors LET ME KNOW IF THERES AN ISSUE- i will fix it (does not include spelling mistakes) I'm basically playing a chara...
