[an: HAPPY 13TH CHAPTER1!!! my favorite number!!!! shoutout to MYSELF bcuz my brother basically quit writing lolz (im the account owner he just writes with me sometimez!) oh and shoutout to my friends for reading this!! oh and im adding this later, the title is either vampires will never hurt u or papercut itz in both songs]
playlist:
papercut by linkin park
b4 i forget by slipknot
I MISS U BY BLINK-182
all the small things by blink182
honey this mirror isnt big emought 4 the 2 of us by mcr
when u wer young by THE KILLERS!?!??! omg killing is not good... that kilss ppl.
welcome 2 the black parade by mcr
ty4 the venom by mcr and sleep
Vampires will never hurt you
(an: so i forgot what was going on in my story... lolz)
"OH MY FUCKING GOD! JUSTEMO, I HATE YOU! WE'RE ABOUT TO BE FUCKING ARRESTED111" yelled jojo siwa, angrily (in case u couldnt tell)!!!
"IF YOU WEREn'T SO LOUD THEY POLICE WOULDN'T HAVE COME!!!!" said justemo.
"YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, CRIMINALS!" said the cop.
"say it ain't so, I WILL NOT GO!" said justemo, but jojo was a poser so she didnt get it...
"uhm is that a song lol? anyways, I CAN'T GO TO PRISON! I NEED TO BECOME THE CREATOR OF GAY POP!" said jojo siposerwa.
The cop laughed deviously. He stared into Jojo's eyes. Specifically, her pupils. "Gay pop... ALREADY EXISTS!" exclaimed the police officer.
Jojo's irises and pupils blurred together, into one big dot on her eye. Justemo Bieber was totally goth so he didn't care that her eyes were breaking... Jojo just stood there, frozen, for about 12 Peter seconds, before falling to the ground and shattering her arm, like a porcelain doll.
"OH MY (AN: WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON READ ALOUD) fuckING GOD!" said the preppy policewoman who was with the other cop... "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!? YOU CAN'T GO KILLING PEOPLE FOR BEING EMO AND GAY!! THAT'S ILLEGAL AND MORALLY WRONG!"
justemo stared at the preppy policewoman. He was used to prepz bullying anyone they thought was emo EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T! "wait do u not hate emos???" asked justemo, inquisitively.
"yea idrc." said the preppy policewoman. she slid down her lululemon jacket and revealed that she was wearing another jacket... but with the mcr revenge thing on it (just go on hot topic and look at mcr merch). "I don't even listen to MCR, I wear this to support emos."
"if u wanna support me just give me money." said justemo bc he couldn't afford rent after getting fired from singer after releasing a gothic version of yummy.
"neways i need to uhm arrest u or something on suspicion of murder." said the policewoman. This made the policeman mad bc he hates emos and he's kinda homophobic, so nobody likes hhim and he's jealous.
"ok whatevs idrc" said justemo. He didn't really care if he was sent to jail because he didn't really like to eat at Arby's anyways.
the policeman was jealous that the policewoman was doing everything, so he said "UHM THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL HAVE-" he stopped bc he realized im just writing whatever tf i want. "AND I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT!"
YOU ARE READING
Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures
RomansaTHERE IS SWEARING!!! read the title NOW and i will put tw for bad parts AND I WROTE THIS WITH ME BROTHER theres a lot of spelling errors LET ME KNOW IF THERES AN ISSUE- i will fix it (does not include spelling mistakes) I'm basically playing a chara...
