(an: itz BEN 16 dayz since i last wrote this so enjoying all the partz that i fuck up... oh and lo0k up thank u 4 the venom on yuotube or spotify or soundcloud thatz where the title is from)
(an2: i put spotify on shuffle adn "kogda ryadom ty" came on i dont even spreak russian, oh and i will make the playlist bold so u acn skip it)
playlkist:
thank u 4 the vemon by mcr
I'm not OFKAy (i promsign) by mcr
I dont love u by mcr
what lies BENeath by breaking BENjamin
how u remind me
faint by linkin park
scars by papa roch
hysteria by muse
caraphernelia by ptv
numb by linkin park
american idiot by geren day
bring me 2 life by evanmcese3nce
"goddammit!!!" I thought. "why the fuck did I even make facts with stupid prep tom MacDonald!?"
"Ben? Have you gotten your suit on yet?" said a preppy voice. "We're getting married in like 15 minutes-"
"I'M NOT O- FUCKING KAY!" I yelled at the prep, from the dressing room.
"Do you just not like the suit? Tell me what you truly think. Is it really too much?" questioned the prep.
"WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!" I yelled out.
I grabbed a stepstool that was for some reason in the dressing room. I put it down in front of the door, then I stood on it to look over the door at the prep.
"Tom, it's not the suit. It's just... I Don't Love You Like I Loved You when we were dating... I used to think you were so cool... but now I think YOU'RE NO GOOD, YOU DON'T CRY LIKE YOU SHOULD (breaking benjamin)... CUZ UR SO UNKIND!!! its not like u 2 say sorry" I said, holding back my bloody gothic tears.
"I- I- I DON'T CARE IF I OFFEND YOU!" said TOM! "my weakness is that I CARE TO MUCH!"
TOm then picked up ben shapeofyou and brought him to the priest.
"bless this mess eyebrows on fleek get us married" he said
"OK i bless thy marriage evem though I'm one of the homophone priests!"
"OH GOD NO!!!" I THOUGHT!!!! or so i thought I thought.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!!!" SCREAMED TOM MACDONALD! "You know what, I don't even care. I just want you now. I want you now. I feel my heart implode."
I shed a single bloody tear from my eyes, that had turned purple from my deprizzed sadness.
(an: it is the next day irl and its the 20th)
Then, I heard a familiar voice shouting from far away.
"WAKE ME UP! SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME!" I shouted out, hoping whoever it was would hear me.
(an: ignore this chapter is short ok this is the perfect place 2 end it so I'm gonna do that)
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Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures
RomanceTHERE IS SWEARING!!! read the title NOW and i will put tw for bad parts AND I WROTE THIS WITH ME BROTHER theres a lot of spelling errors LET ME KNOW IF THERES AN ISSUE- i will fix it (does not include spelling mistakes) I'm basically playing a chara...
