Ben Shapiro's GAY Romantic Adventures

chapter 10: vampirez WILL hurt u

Playlist:

vAmpires will never hurt u by mcr

facts by ben shapiro and the other guy

kiss kiss bang bang

all around me by flyslesaf

all of my favorite mcr songs but especially famos last words

move along bu all-american rejects

teenage dirtbah by whaetus

the gost of u by mcr

cold by crosfade

"Omg, Ben! Are you okay!?" asked Abby Goth.

"no. i am traumatized. i just got kidnapped." said ben, factually.

"ok... r u not okay?" asked abby, gothically.

Ben's eyes appeared lifeless and dull, purple from all the sadness he had to endure. "I- I'm just not in the mood to play these games anymore, Abby." Ben let out a black bloody tear. "I think I'm getting too old to keep this up."

Abby's eyes widened. "Ben, w- what do you mean?" asked Abby. She already knew what he was talking about, but she just couldn't accept it. "You don't mean-"

"I do mean it." mumbled Ben, in tears. "I'm 40. I can't keep up this whole lifestyle." Ben looked away from Abby, ashamedly. "I'm sorry that I'm such a prep."

Abby grabbed his shoulder to try and comfort him. "Ben, you don't have to stop being goth-"

Ben interrupted her. "ABBY! I never was goth!" Ben looked in her partially red and partially purple eyes. "I was emo, okay!?" Ben paused for a bit before continuing. "Well, thank you for the ve- I mean thank you for sticking by me up to now. But I need to leave."

"Ben-"

"Abby, I know it's a lot to take in at once." Ben wiped off his black smudged eyeliner that was around his whole eye, then he wiped off his black eyeshadow that was on his top eyelid. "But I just can't take this anymore. I've been horrible to so many people. I have some apologies to make. Goodbye... well... forever I guess."

"Ben, are you really going to just leave like that?! I'm your sister, goddammit!" is what Abby wanted to say. Instead, she said, "Bye," while crying tears of wine and tears of superman and Mikey Way's blood. (She's a vampire alcoholic and Ben and Matt are also vampires but not alcoholics)

Ben picked up his eyeshadow palette, which just had black eyeshadow, and some skin colors to blend it. Then, he grabbed his eyeliner. "Abby, if you want these you can have them. I have no use for this emo stuff now."

"Ben, you're never too old to be goth or emo. You don't have to-"

"But I do have to. Think about everything that's happened! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! The only reason all of these people are after me is because I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL. If I bencome a prep none of you would be in danger. I don't even know where Matt is! I can't keep putting all of you through this. Whether it's Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson, or even Tom MacDonald, you could still get hurt! I'M THE REASON MATT WALSH IS MISSING! I feel like mold because I'm causing every single bad thing to happen!" cried Ben. "I just need to leave. I can't keep doing this. Maybe another emo vampire can take my place, but I'm never coming home."

Suddenly, Abby received a call.

"Mane who callin me" said Abby. She pulled her phone out of her long black gothic skirt pocket.

On the screen... was Freaky Drac.