Gordon hovers down slowly in front of the group, currently participating in archery. "Uuuuh, where the hell were you?" Rebecca asks suspiciously. N speaks up "Uuuuh...he was...Peeing..." Everyone mutters in agreement and goes back to what they were doing. N fires arrows at the target. Until it catches on fire. "Ah! Sorry. Did I...cheat?" Nobody said anything. The silence was broken when a bullet was fired into another student as V landed. She looks at Gordon with a smirk knowing he was watching her and Uzi's conversation. V turned to N "Tch. you didn't even kill everyone here. Check THIS out." V takes the bow and aims it at the students. Gordon gets between them and V puts down the bow groaning "You're no fun." As Gordon watches he hears footsteps from the snow. He turns to see Uzi hiding behind a tree. In her hand is a robotic cockroach. Gordon stares, still cautious about what Shephard has said. Suddenly a speech bubble pops out of the cockroach "HELLO :) DON't TELL V I'M HERE. Gordon looks away from Uzi to not draw any attention. Unfortunately N, who also noticed Uzi, didn't get the memo. "Uzi, get on out here! This troop's a team!" Gordon facepalms himself while V turns towards Uzi. N covers his mouth. "WAIT NO INCLUSIVE REFLEXES!" Uzi comes out of hiding waving to everyone. V stares glaring at her. "Uh, hehe, hey everyone." The students turn towards Uzi, surprised by her presence. Braidon, who was holding a bow and arrow, accidentally shoots an arrow right at Uzi due to being startled. The arrow flies right at her until she quickly uses the solver to stop it. All the students watch terrified, until the arrow turns into fleshy bloody goop and falls to the floor. Uzi walks back upset "Um, ignore all this! I was just...going." She walks backwards a bit more until turning around quickly and running into the woods "I LIVE IN THE WOODS NOW!" Gordon looks towards N and V torn on what to do.
Uzi runs through the Woods and reaches an old cabin. She goes in and uses the solver to close the doors and windows. She tries to get a limp in her backpack only to hear something. She looks towards the source of the noise. A radio playing a strange tune that sounds like distorted trumpets. She smashes the radio in with the solver only to turn around and be faced to face with the G-man. "Your...health isn't in high priority at the moment...isn't it Ms. Doorman?" Uzi falls to the ground, her entire body in pain as G-Man approaches. "Y-your the person who haunted my mom...aren;t you?" G-man smiles as he straightens his tie. "I ne-needed to make sure she was...in line...with my e-employer's...ideals...thankfully however...she was...taken care of before she did any REAL harm to m-my work." Uzi was upset but couldn't do anything as her body began...changing. "I was...hoping you and your...companions...would s-stay away from these sorts but now...now I need to apprehend your friends before they...do harm..." Uzi groans, unable to think straight. "Thankfully...you'll be doing that for me...Farewell, Ms. Doorman. I look forward to our next...interaction." Uzi falls to the ground, twitching. Eventually however she rises onto her feet, giggling to herself.
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(IN STASIS) Assimilated Consequences: Half Life x Murder Drones
ActionRIP Otis cover, It was funny but I think this one looks more badass. Anyways title says it all! Gordon Freeman is dropped into Copper 9! Shenanigans ensue!