(IN STASIS) Assimilated Consequences: Half Life x Murder Drones

A headcrab with a PhD, A Raven with a lot of Angst, and a silly Butler.

The trio begins walking back towards the mansion. Headcrab Gordon adjusts his glasses, looking around for any disruptions. Meanwhile N was still curious about what was happening in the future. "So these are memories." Raven Uzi nods as she grabs Headcrab Gordon by her talons and puts him on the ground. He trots alongside N. "And future me is dead at a sleepover?" Raven Uzi picks up a stone with her beak "Not a sleepover. You passed out 'cause some internal program is trying to delete these memories." N looks over at Raven Uzi, nervously as she flies back up. "'Cause...'cause of you? 'Cause you're doing that?" Raven Uzi lands on N's head, dropping the stone on him with a loud thunk. Headcrab Gordon continued walking along, until another raven attacked him. The two rolled around, fighting each other while the other two continued to talk. "I'm helping, you cute, weird, weird, butler" She flies over to Headcrav Gordon, picking him up and saving him from his attacker. She flies back to N "We find out what happened here, restore the memory files, and save you from being digitally lobotomized." She flies next to N, hovering at the height of his head, Headcrab Gordon holds onto his glasses as he continues being carried by Raven Uzi. "Library basement, giddy up!" N nods "'Kay..you kind of seem like an evil ghost witch, though..." Raven Uzi drops Headcrab Gordon and lands on top of N's head. Headcrab Gordon is caught in midair by N who holds him lightly. "He seems nice though." N replies scratching Headcrab Gorgon's...head? Raven Uzi pecks N's visor "AH!" Raven UZi looks up pridefully, "I AM a ghost witch! AND I'M TALL!" She begins laughing maniacally. Gordon looks up at her concern...however Raven Uzi looks at something that isn;t there. "DAD! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" Raven Uzi's eye goes dark and she topples off of N's head and into a little pond.

Back in the present Uzi gets out of her chair and angrily walks over to Khan, standing in her doorway. "IMPORTANT HACKING GOING ON!" Khan stepped back a bit "Okay okay. You've never had friends over before...Hey Gordon!" Gordon lifts the headset waving at Khan. Uzi angrily uses the solver to force the headset back onto Gordon who goes limp. "IT'S NOT A SLEEPOVER!" The robot cockroach on top of Uzi's head also speaks up "IT'S LIFE OR DEATH DAD >:(" Uzi slams the door on Khan.

Gordon wakes up back in the past. He looks around seeing they're now in the library. He looks down to see N smiling at him. "Hey buddy, your friend hasn't woken up yet." He points to the immoble raven on his shoulder. Headcrab Gordon looks at the frozen raven and then forward, his metaphorical eyes widen. "What's wrong li'l guy?" Headcrab Gordon points his grabber at what's in front of them. N looks ahead and his eyes hollow out in fear. Raven Uzi wakes up once again, the purple eye returning to her socket. "Sorry. Where were we...Oh" There lying on the ground was V, dressed in a maids outfit and completely still, her visor displaying nothing but darkness. Raven Uzi turns to a shaken up N "Okay N, I can pull you out an-" N interrupts immediately "NOW, NOW PLEASE!" "-nytime...But you'll never get these memories back dude." N's frantic expression calms down as he holds onto HEadcrab Gordon tighter for a source of comfort. He carefully steps towards The basement entrance, blocked off by V's body. "They're that important?" Raven Uzi interjects "TO YOU! And like...me." N raises an eyebrow "Why? Who are you?" "We just...hangout...shut up. Repression door." As the three get closer V's visor displays an error. N hesitates and looks at Raven UZi who nods. He carefully sets down Headcrab Gordon who stands in front of Raven Uzi in a protective stance. N carefully moves V out of the way of the basement door. Unfortunately a large lock is on the basement door. Headcrab Gordon calms down a bit. "They key.." N sighs "Ugh, J has it." Suddenly they hear giggling. The three turn around quickly to see V still lying on the ground. However she now has a large grin on her face and one of her hands is now a claw. N quickly grabs Headcrab Gordon and Raven Uzi and runs off "Yep, no need to go back in there for a bit let's go find J now.!" Headcrab Gordon looks back to see V gone. He gulps worried about what to expect next.

The three creep alongside the balcony of the second floor. N points over to the otherside where J and Tessa were walking alongside. "Psst. Tessa!" N whispers for Tessa's attention. She and J turn to see the three sneaking around. The two headover. "We need the basement key! This bird and little guy are from the future!" Raven Uzi flies onto J's head and grabs the key from her neck with her beak. "I kill you." she giggles evilly and flies back to N's head. Tessa stares down at the headcrab in N's arms before looking back at N "Cyns gonna massacre the gala!" N scratches his head"Who? Our Cyn? Nah, she's cool." All of a sudden a pair of glasses fall onto the floor. Everyone looks up to see V, hanging onto the ceiling. She swoops down, splitting up everyone. "DO YOUR BASEMENT THING! We got a coma patient to creep up on!" "Not creepy! Sweet!" V turns towards N smiling evilly, swiping at him, causing Raven Uzi to fall off his head and drop the key. Tessa picks up the key, throwing it back at N. Headcrab Gordon leaps up, grabbing the key in midair with his grabbers before hitting the floor. Raven Uzi grabs Headcrab Gordon and flies him over to N who takes him and the key. V turns to see this but is hit by Tessa's sword. The three look at the key and quickly use this moment of distraction to get back to the basement.