(IN STASIS) Assimilated Consequences: Half Life x Murder Drones

Hi little drones!....your not supposed to be here.

Garg Uzi destroys everything in her path, HECU's scream at the oncoming monster, some try firing but that only causes them to be in the line of fire. Garg Uzi laughs maniacally as she burns an HECU alive "FEAR ME!" Gordon looks at Snark N still not believing that she's his friend, she's nuts!. "It makes sense in the future...I think." Gordon shrugs as Garg Uzi rams into a wall revealing they're in the lambda core. Just where Gordon needed to be. Multiple Alien Grunts charge out and begin firing at Garg Uzi. She stomps her foot causing a red beam to slowly launch at the alien grunts, destroying them when in contact. Gordon hops off of Garg Uzi's head, Snark N still holding onto Gordons shoulder "Mr. Freeman, now what do we do?" Gordon scratched his head looking around until he saw at the bottom of the manmade ravine a large door was there. Gordon motions Garg Uzi towards the door who was busy burning an already dead Houndeye. "OH HELL YEAH!" She jumps into the ravine and the sound of metal being bent and snapped could be heard. Gordon lightly put down Snark N. Gordon looked over at N scratching his head. "Yeah she's mostly like that." Gordon looks up to see the giant door flying towards him and Snark N. Gordon quickly grabs Snark N and dashes out of the way. Unfortunately Gordon accidentally dashed off the edge of the ravine and began falling. Garg Uzi looks up, her eyes widens and quickly catches Gordon. "Jeez you guys gotta be more careful." Gordon frowns at Garg Uzi and carefully sets down the shell-shocked Snark "That was terrifying...that was so utterly terrifying." Gordon patted Snark N's head while Garg Uzi crossed her claws impatiently "Uh guys we got somewhere to be apparently." Gordon nodded and scooped up Snark N and entered the hallway. The hallway was dark. VERY dark. Gordon activated the suit's flashlight so he could see where he was going. His eyes widen as he sees a hoard of headcrabs approach them. Snark N shrieks and cowers on Gordons shoulder as he pulls out his MP5 and begins firing at the headcrabs. "STAND BACK GUYS! I GOT THIS!" Garg Uzi steps in front of the two and begins burning the large horde. She cackles as the burning headcrabs go limp. Gordon sighed as he carefully began traversing the place again. "How far is the lambda complex Mr. Freeman? I'm getting tired." Snark N wriggled his little legs to prove his point. Garg Uzi laughed "Tired? You've literally been hitching a ride on Gordons shoulder the entire time!" Snark N turned to Garg Uzi "Hey, I did fight that headcrab right? That's gotta count for something." "More like running away." Garg Uzi jokes, "You didn't lay a single bite." Gordon still was having trouble believing these two. Here they were bickering with each other as if they're not in the middle of a giant Catastrophic event. They seem to barely care about the lives at stake here. "Well it could be worse...at least V isn't here." Gordon turns around scratching his head. "Oh V? She's just one of our friends. She's cool, you're gonna like her." Garg Uzi scoffed "Maybe YOUR friend. Don't listen to him Gordon, V is a MENACE. She kills almost everything and enjoys every second of it." Gordon shuttered. These two were already a handful. Dealing with a THIRD person would be even worse, even more so if they're a sadistic killer. Finally after what felt like multiple miles of walking the three made it to the other side. A large pit of water and other mechanical devices were scattered around the place. Gordon finally made it. The lambda core. He just needed to flood it. He walked over to the controls and began fiddling with them. As he did however an alarm blared out in the room. Snark N grabbed his antennas while Gordon covered his ears. When the alarms stopped the sounds of teleporting could be heard around the room. Vortigaunts begin getting transported around the area. They look towards Gordon and begin firing green lightning at him. Gordon is struck but quickly dodges another one as he whips out a grenade and throws it at one of the vortigaunts. Gordon uses his revolver to pick some off as Garg Uzi flames some more and begins swiping at the others with her claws. "Don;t worry guys, as long as I'm here we can get through anythi-" All of a sudden Garg Uzi stops and looks over to the wall. "DAD! I'M BUSY!" All of a sudden Garg Uzi goes limp. The purple eye dims down. Gordon and Snark N stare, worried about what's happening. Even some of the VOrtigaunts stop firing at Gordon. Just then the Gargantuas red eye appears and it roars. It smashes against a walkway causing a Vortigaunt to fall off and hit the floor. The Vortigaunts begin firing at the Angry Gargantua but it begins firing its fire at them as well. Gordon took this opportunity to escape. He got up and made a break for the exit. Only to realize he forgot Snark N. He rushes back to see Snark N get carried high up by a barnacle. Snark N attempts to escape but is trapped byt the barnacle trap as it pulls Snark N closer and closer to its gaping mouth. "Mr. Freeman...a little help?" Gordon pulls out his revolver only for the gargantua to turn its attention to Gordon and flames him. The large amount of heat and fire burns Gordon immensely as the pain is so bad he loses his balance and falls into the pit/ "MR. FREEMAN!" Snark N struggles as the Barnacle continues to reel Snark N in. Snark N looks around frantically until finally getting an idea. He bites down on the barnacle's tongue. It retracts and lets go of Snark N as he too falls into the pit. WARNING. USER. DEAD. IMMINENT. SEEK. MEDICAL. ASSISTANCE. IMMEDIATELY. Snark N quickly gets up to see the badly burned Gordon Freeman. "Mr. Freeman!...you ok?" He nods very slowly as he manages to get up. He winces as the burns are painful but he needs to keep going. For everyone's sake. Gordon staggered towards the narrow opening. As he entered it he heard giggling. He whips around pointing his pistol out. He turns again looking in all directions. He looks over at Snark N "Yeah I heard it too." Gordon looks behind him, still not finding anything. Unfortunately he wasn't able to notice the headcrab latched onto the ceiling. The headcrab falls onto Gordon's head, latching onto him. Gordon begins to panic trying to get the headcrab off. He attempts to grasp at the thing, attempting to yank the beak off but it won't budge. The lack of oxygen causes Gordon to slowly lose consciousness. Snark N watches in horror "MR. FREEMAN!" Snark N jumps and lands on top of the headcrab, biting at it to try and get it off. It still won't budge. Snark N's biting causes several bleeding wounds to form on the headcrab. Yellow blood pours out and stains the headcrab. Gordon, finally succumbing to the oxygen deprivation, falls to the floor. "...Mr. Freeman?" N taps Gordon's body, no movement, save for the headcrab twitching. Snark N begins to panic "Oh-no....ooooh-no....Uzi? We have a problem!" Snark N calls out but no one answers. All of a sudden laughing emits from the headcrab. N turns to see the headcrab slowly getting off of Gordons head. It turns to Snark N who's completely terrified. After the headcrab laughs a little longer it finally stops. "I DID IT! I KILLED HIM!" The headcrab exclaims. Snark N was confused...until he recognized the voice "V?...What are you doing here? You said you weren't interested in this!" Headcrab V chuckled "Yeah..until I realized I could sneak up on the nerd in anybody given...and I DID IT!" Headcrab V turned to the motionless Gordon "told you that I'd kill you..." Gordon doesn't move. "Awww feeling a little tired?" Gordon still doesn't move. Snark N wasn't happy "V! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LEAVE! FOR ALL WE KNOW GORDON NEEDS TO STAY ALIVE IN ORDER FOR US TOO LEAVE!" Headcrab V rolled her eyes "Oh please, the twerp will figure it out." Snark N still didn't have it "You just wanted to kill him because he knows about the person I've been seeing in my dreams!" Headcrab V turned away upset "...maybe" Snark N was about to say something but all of a sudden a white wall appeared. It just opened up like a door, it was the same length as a door as well. Headcrab V grabs Snark N and hides behind a large stone. They watch as a man steps through the doorway. The man was in a blue suit and tie, holding a briefcase. He looked quite old. He straightened his tie and walked over to Gordons corpse. "Hm." The man says "Very..unnatural." He then turns to the large stone. "Very intriguing..Serial Designations V and N..but you're not supposed to be here." The large stone shatters revealing Snark N and Headcrab V. The two attempt to escape but to no avail. The watch as the world around them darkens as G-man steps forward. "I must say...your...actions speak louder than your..words...I was intending for you...two...to play a large role in my eeemplyers plan. But it seemed you've..stepped some boundaries." The three are teleported into a large mansion. N and V are back to normal...but weirdly they were both wearing fancy attire and with no Disassembly Drone modifications. N was wearing a black hardhat and a suit and tie, while V was wearing a maids outfit and...glasses? "I do hope this..confusion...is sorted out quickly....I have accepted the services of a...competitor...in exchange for no interference on my e-employer's...behalf." The three are once again teleported to a large room, a bunch of guests are inside all completely motionless, frozen in time. The two drones watch as G-man steps towards a young girl looking down at her, also frozen. "I do intend to continue...monitoring your actions...." He turns back to the two "...But The chances of your...assistance are slim...And for the foreseeable future...I'll leave you three alone." G-man smirks as he straightens his tie. The white doorway opens up and G-man steps through, and the doorway closes. N watches, worried about his and V's fate as two hands reach behind him and cover his visor "Guess...Who?"

SUBJECT: Serial Designation N

STATUS: Delivered

SUBJECT: Serial Designation V

STATUS: Delivered