𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄*ੈ✩‧₊˚𝘋𝘌𝘒𝘜 𝘟 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙

𝗜 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗣.

After just coming home from work, I locked the door and walked to my room, flopping right onto the bed. I got up to take off my clothes, and headed to the bathroom for a shower. After the shower, I threw myself back onto the bed, immediately throwing the covers over my body.

I'm SO fucking tired.

I closed my eyes, yearning for the sweet feeling of sleep to take over and wrap me in it's arms. Sinking my head into the pillow, I close my eyes and let every thought drift into the void.

If sleep was a person, we'd fuck all the time.

Just as I was about to drift away into sleep, I hear an explosion outside. And then screaming. I look outside through the window, and see a bunch of villains outside attacking the normal people. 

Eh, the heroes will take care of it.

I plopped right back into bed, pulled the covers over my body, and closed my eyes. More explosions were heard, along with more screaming. Nice background noise.

What wasn't a nice noise was hearing my window shatter into pieces, and a giant crash right into my room. I jumped, and my eyes shot open. I looked around, searching for what could've crashed into my room. And sitting there, was a muscular guy with green hair.

No way.

The #1 hero... Deku. He was in my room. He crashed into my room. Did one of the villains throw him in here? Who's gonna pay for my window?

He looked up. Right at me. I stared back at him. His face turned red. I raised an eyebrow.

What's he looking at?

I looked around, and then back at him. I realized he was still looking at me. What's his problem?

I looked down at myself.

I remembered.

I sleep naked.

My face flushed. I immediately panicked and grabbed the blanket, pulling it over myself with much force. Looking away from him, I spoke. "Don't you have asses to beat or something? Stop staring at me and go fight."

He snapped out of it, nodding quickly and speeding out the window. Did I just accidentally flash the #1 hero? Whatever, it doesn't matter. It already happened. It's not like he can unsee it.

What I should be worrying about right now is who the hell is paying for the window damage. I can't go to sleep peacefully knowing I have a broken window. Anyone could just get in and murder me.

After all the noise stopped, I wrapped the blanket around my body before looking outside to see if it was over. I grabbed my phone to call for window repairs, and to my surprise, a familiar face jumped through my broken window. It was him again. The #1 hero.

"Hey! I just came to tell you that I'm really sorry about the window." He said.

"Don't worry about it, I was just about to call for someone to repair it." I replied. He had an apologetic look on his face. "No, no. I'll pay for it. I broke it, after all.." I gave him an awkward smile. "Nah, it's fine. I'll do it. I'm sure you've got more important stuff to worry about, so you should probably get going."

Did that sound like I wanted him gone?

"Oh, um, sorry... You probably don't want me here after I just broke your window..."

It did.

"No no no, I didn't mean it like that! I meant, uh..I just meant that you probably have more hero stuff to worry about, which is way more important than my broken window. I can get it fixed, don't worry about it."