Morticia sees Wednesday coming down the stair case
MORTICIA
Wednesday... this was not what I expected?
WEDNESDAY
Do I look good?
MORTICIA
Yes always. But what happened to the dress I got you?
Wednesday gestures behind her to Enid
MORTICIA
Oh I see...
She calls up to Enid, who is struggling to master the steps in a ball gown
MORTICIA
You look stunning Enid!
Enid smiles. Thing grabs her dress and pulls it tight, lifting it slightly down every step
ENID
Thank you Mrs Addams. You've changed it up I see! I love the new necklace that you've worn with your long black sleek number
She eyes Wednesday who's trying to hold in a smile
MORTICIA
Never change something that isn't broken Enid
They reach the bottom of the stairs and Enid grabs Wednesdays arm and hooks her arm through it
ENID
Time to go meet the in-laws
They walk into the ballroom and it is filled with a menagerie of people. Enid shallows but Wednesday gives her arm a squeeze and they walk forwards
WEDNESDAY
Let's start easy, I know you haven't officially met my Uncle... but he's the best Addams you'll ever meet
ENID
I doubt that
FESTER
Wednesday! Looking mighty dapper sir!
He tips his imaginary hat at Wednesday
WEDNESDAY
Fester, this is my date Enid
FESTER
Ah yes Enid. We haven't officially met but I was hiding in your room one time. Behind your bed, under your stuffed animals... good times
Enid has a concerned face but Fester puts his hand out which Enid takes. She immediately gets an electric shock and her body naturally reacts by extending her claws
FESTER
HAHA! That's some trick you got there! Ever stabbed Wednesday with those?
ENID
No
FESTER
Step up your game Wednesday. Can't be out here dressed like a gentleman if you can't make your girl extend her claws
Enid looks horrified but Wednesday smiles at him
WEDNESDAY
Fester... and where is your date?
FESTER
A great question! I put her somewhere and now I can't find her
ENID
What do your mean "put her somewhere"
FESTER
She's not really able to move around much on account of being a little... not bodied
ENID
Do you mean she's not able bodied?
FESTER
No she's very able she just doesn't have a body
Enid's face drops and she quickly finds Wednesdays eye. Wednesday is still smiling
WEDNESDAY
So if I see a lost looking head I'll send her your way
FESTER
Please do! Catch you later Wednesday... Enid...
He does a little bow and walks off with a smile on his face. Enid turns to Wednesday
ENID
If she's just a head... how is she able?
Fester calls from across the room
FESTER
Every holes a goal Enid!!
Enid raises an eyebrow and glances at Wednesdays smiling face
ENID
I can see why he's your favourite. He's more unhinged than you are
A tall ghost like looking man pushes through the crowd
UNCLE SVENGHOULI
Dearest Wednesday! What has it been 5 years?! You haven't grown at all!
He pulls her in for a hug. He can't see Wednesdays face of disgust but Enid can, she stifles a laugh
UNCLE SVENGHOULI
And who's this lovely lady?
WEDNESDAY
This is my date, Enid
UNCLE SVENGHOULI
How wonderful! How did you two meet?
Enid looks at Wednesday who gives her a knowing nod, Enid smiles
ENID
We met in prison
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This Is My Date...
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