Black Butler Crack

Thrift Shopping

Ciel: Alois why the fuck are we here.

Alois: Because, Thrift shops are fun.

Ciel: What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Alois: HAD A BROKEN KEYBOARD. I BOUGHT A BROKEN KEYBOARD. BOUGHT A SKEET BLANKET. THEN I BOUGHT AN E-BOARD.

Ciel: You're fucking kidding me. I'm outta here.

Neko: And this is why we don't take Ciel and Alois to thrift shops together.

Alois: NOOO BABY COME BACK.

~A/N~
At this point I don't know. I just can't even right now. I don't fucking know anymore.