Mari: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Nino: That sounds like a dare to me.
Mari: Oh my god.
Chloe: Tim is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Aife: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Kagami: Tackle them!
Jason: Dump them.
Damian: Kick them in the shin!
Tim: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Jason: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
Jason: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
Aife: Do you take constructive criticism?
Chloe: No, only cash or credit.
MJ: I wish I had more enemies.
Peter: I'm sure you will someday, honey.
Mari: Damian, gather the others. We need to have another Aife-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Luka: Why do you look like that?
Aife, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Luka: Like you're dead.
Aife: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish.
Chloe: Aife accidentally called Damian "babe" in front of everyone today.
Aife: *sobs into the floor*
Aife: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
Adrian: I'm worried about you.
Tim: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART-TO-HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Tim: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR-LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Aife to Chloe, highly confused: Tim just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Chloe: I just won tired Tim Bingo.
Bruce: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Dick: We were helping Tim write his vows, but he kicked us out because Jason was making inappropriate suggestions.
Jason: How is "Chloe, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?
Jason: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Peter: His name was Jared he's 19.
Nino: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Bucky, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Aife, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Nick: Horrible job everyone.
Aife: Who the fuck-
Dick: Language!
Aife: Whom the fuck-
Dick: No.
Mari: What if the person who named Walkie-Talkies named everything?
Adrian: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Nino: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Chloe: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Aife: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
Luka: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Kagami: I hate you guys so much.
*Jason and Bucky specials coz I didn't write much about them*
Jason: We have a problem.
Bucky: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Jason: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—
Bucky: We're married.
Bucky: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Jason: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Aife: And you just ran away?!
Bucky: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
Bucky: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Aife: Did Jason say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Bucky: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Jason: I feel like doing something stupid.
Bucky: I'm stupid, do me.
Bucky, sweating: a, there's something I need to ask you-
Jason: Finally! You're proposing!
Bucky: How'd you know?
Jason: Buck, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Bucky: I picked it up every time!
Bucky: We should get you to a doctor for a check-up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Jason: ...You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
*For some future kid quotes*
Melody (Luka and Kagami's 2nd kid): You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.
Aria, covered in bi-merch and sipping an iced coffee: Sucks to be you.
Layla: There's no meeting today because Zara is at the police station.
Aria: They're in jail?!
Melody: We have to get them out!
Hugo: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Astrid (Tim and Chloe): I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Emma: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Emma: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Layla: No! Zara wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
Zara: *Hugs Noah (Nino and Jon's kid) from behind*
Zara: *Tucks Noah's hair behind their ear*(He's got braids)
Zara, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.
Noah: Ben (Peter and MJ's kid) learned how to fold origami penguins from Layla the other day. I told them, "I feel a little bad for the penguins, it's hot here", and the next day they put them in the fridge.
Noah: Well please don't let Ben do anything stupid...
Zara: Stupid by my standards or yours?
Noah:
Noah: Stupid by Aunty Kagami's standards.
Zara: Smart. Benji will live longer.
Louis: Peter, we're hungry!
Emma: Peter! What's for dinner?
Hugo: We're hungry, Peter!
Peter, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Noah: So how's the food Benji made?
Melody: It's great! Compliments to them.
Noah: *goes to the kitchen*
Noah: You're adorable.
Benjamin: *blushes*
Melody: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Astrid: What?
Layla: What?
Aria: What?
Ruby (Peter and MJ's oldest by 3 years): *pulls up a 500-slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
Ruby: I dare you-
Layla: Zara is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Benji: Why not?
Zara: "I have no regard for my own or others' safety", as some would say.
Final note- Thank you for reading! Also, I wrote another story called Moon and Star that is similar, just so you know there is another out there like this.
I MADE ANOTHER BOOK.
It's called Moon and Star.
It's very similar to this one hence why I am telling you.
It is longer the this one.
It will be all finished on October the 30th 2024 but as of right now(29th of November) there are chapters out.
So enjoy that if you want.
YOU ARE READING
Two Demons, Two Worlds //Completed\\
FanficSoulmates are a funny thing. Words on your skin that match another. Aife was no different. The words written on her wrist are 'Two Demons' in Arabic. (I have added this story to Ao3 so if you see it there, that's why)
