This chapter is not canon to the events of Creation Of Cremations. It is simply a crack chapter :)
“I deserve this, don’t I?”
Following the dark note that the story left off on, the craft club decided to host a kind Barbeque / Water Day in the field. Dead characters were revived and even the villains were allowed to come.
Speaking of villains, Xisuma’s eyes laid upon a chair labelled ‘Throw a wet sponge at Xisuma!!! (fuck you) ‘.
“Hey, you decided to kill people so that’s on you!” Grian chuckled.
“Come on, it’s just gonna be you right?” Xisuma hesitantly sat in the chair, eying up the very large bucket of sponges.
“EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN WRONGED BY XISUMA, STEP RIGHT UP!” Jimmy shouted. A very long line started to form behind Grian.
“Oh you’re fucking kidding me.” Xisuma sighed. “Come on, I didn’t wrong this many people?”
“Oh yes you did.” Zedaph chuckled manically, a particularly soaked up sponge in his hand.
Zedaph hurtled the first sponge with a grunt, hitting Xisuma square in the face. Xisuma spluttered.
“Very funny, Zedaph.” Xisuma rolled his eyes. “Okay, that’s enough -”
Another wet sponge smacked Xisuma across the face. Xisuma wiped the water from his eyes to see who that was.
“ISKALL?!” Xisuma was surprised.
“You are an AWFUL man to work for.” Iskall shrugged.
“You should take your fancy blazer off, it’s gonna get ruined.” Ren grinned as he readied his sponge.
“TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!” Keralis chanted. “SHIRT AND ALL.”
“We’re in public!” Xisuma rolled his eyes as he removed his blazer and tie. Ren’s sponge hit him in the face even harder.
“Why the hell didn’t you make him a superhero?” Xisuma shouted to Scar. “You chose Scott over him?”
“OH YOU ARE GETTING IT!” Scott shouted from the lemonade table. He picked up the box of ice and dumped it over Xisuma’s head.
“SCOTT!” Xisuma gasped as the ice shocked him.
“In my defence, that shirt was a fashion disaster waiting to happen.” Scott smirked.
“Bdubs, can you throw mine for me?” Etho asked nervously. “I can’t touch it.”
“Oh we have a contingency for you, Etho.” Scar smirked, tossing Etho a tennis ball.
“Etho, if you dare - “
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Creation Of Cremations - Mumscarian Superhero AU
FanfictionGrian and Scar are the notorious CuteGuy and HotGuy, defending the city from the devilish villain DeviousMan. Little do they know, their crimefighting partner is closer than they think. A few seats apart at the local craft club, to be precise. OR mi...
