The car ride was silent, aside from an occasional cough here and there. The presidents all were scrolling TikTok, aside from Biden (who was on Facebook) to cure their boredom. Nixon broke the silence. "Biden... remember when you tried to ban TikTok," he remarked. "Ugh, yeah. I don't even like that app still. I can't believe dumpy didn't side with me," Biden rolled his eyes.
Obama laughed from the backseat. "The 2020's were the golden years"
"Yeah, aside from Covid," Nixon giggled. The presidents all laughed for a while, but silence once again followed.
"I'm bored again." Truman sighed.
Obama perked up. "Well, I spy with my little eye... something blue."
Everybody looked at Obama, then looked at their surroundings.
"The sky?" Nixon guessed. "Not quite," Obama smirked.
"My pants?" Biden guessed. "Those ugly things? Please." Obama replied.
"The gps screen!" Truman guessed. "OOH, close, but no," Obama admitted.
"Oh okay, then it must be the air freshener next to it, that's too easy," Biden said, proudly. The other two sighed and Obama clapped. "Not so bad," Obama admitted. He decided it was Biden's turn now.
"Okay-okay, how about something harder, I spy with my little eye something... red."
"The mysterious blood splatter on the front of the car from when you ran over somebody I assume?" Nixon guessed. "What? No! I would never.." Biden lied.
"The fuzzy dice on your mirror?" Truman guessed. "That's pink..." Biden chuckled confused.
"Okay hear me out. You're face once you find out what this tongue do." Obama flirted. It was true, Biden's face turned red. "Okay yknow what.. yeah sure. Also because I lied I don't see anything red.." Biden heartedly laughed. "You punk," Nixon rolled his eyes.
"Uhm, guys... I spy something green... actually a LOT of things green," Truman said extremely anxious.
All the presidents turned their attention to Truman, thinking he was still playing.
"Green? There's nothing green..?" Obama said, until he turned his attention to where Truman was looking. Biden noticed both their shocked expressions and turned to look as well. Nixon was the last to notice. "Oh great heavens-"
"ALIENS!!" the presidents exclaimed in synchronization.
Just ahead on the road, a hoard of aliens stood.
"SWERVE, SWERVE." Obama demanded.
"I CAN'T, THERES TOO MANY.." Biden shouted back.
"OH MY DAYS!!!" Nixon yelped.
"WHAT THE FUDGE CAKE," Truman said.
Biden slammed on the breaks but it was too late
After all their shouting, the car came to a sudden stop, only after thumping over about 20 aliens though.
Aliens began to surround the car, and the presidents anxiously began to look around.
15 seconds of silence passed. An alien came up to the window and tapped on it.
"Do NOT roll that down," Truman ordered.
"I'm the president, I'll do what I want," Biden responded as he rolled the windows down.
"We're ALL the president, if you die then we're screwed." Obama face palmed.
"¿Oye amigo, a donde puedo encontrar la 'queen'..?" An alien asked. (I'm Mexican don't cancel me)
The presidents all looked at each other.
"I told you they speak taco," Biden seemed proud, and turned his attention back to the alien. "uhm, la queen en la palace Britain.. this America... aqui no Britain." Biden smiled as if he had accomplished something.
"Mentiroso.." The alien said.
Biden gasped. "QUE YOU CALL ME??"
"MENTIROSO, CREO QUE ERES LA PRESIDENTE." The alien exclaimed. All the other aliens visibly got angry.
"YOU BIATCH.." Biden rolled up the windows angrily.
"Wait, what did he call you??" Nixon gasped. "Oh idk, but he said it with attitude so I didn't like it," Biden admitted. "Oh girl I thought you were bisexual," Obama laughed. "Bilingual.. you mean bilingual." Truman side eyed.
Throughout the presidents bickering, they failed to notice the growing anger of the aliens outside.
Finally, a thud then a cracking could be heard, and all the presidents turned their attention back to the windshield. A crack had appeared
Then, a rock hit the window, then another crack.
"Uhm, what are they doing..." Truman questioned.
"THEY'RE BREAKING IN!" Obama yelled.
The presidents began to scream in synchronization as the windshield slowly cracked. Aliens began piling onto the car. The presidents began looking for an escape route.
Nixon thought to himself, "what would the queen do? I can't hope to the heavens now!" Nixon looked up and closed his eyes.
Obama quickly glanced over, "what are you doing? Help us!"
Nixon opened his eyes, "I'm praying! I'm.."
Then Nixon realized something. There, in front of his eyes, was the sunroof. There was one thing about the aliens, they were short. Getting onto the roof would be one thing for the presidents, but for the aliens? It'd be impossible.
Nixon quickly slid open the sunroof. "Everybody! Up here!" Nixon yelled, ushering them onto it. Biden went up first, then Truman, then Obama, then Nixon himself.
The aliens were clamoring, trying to reach them.
"HAHA, SUCK IT E.T!" Obama giggled.
Suddenly, a green light shone above the presidents.
"I spoke too soon." Obama said, not even bothering to look up.
The other presidents held onto eachother in fear. "What is that." Biden muttered. "It's a UFO.." Truman gasped. "No I know... just making sure I'm no schizophrenic." Biden whispered.
The aliens began chanting something the presidents couldn't understand. Finally, the presidents began to float up.
"I SPY SOMETHING DEAD," Nixon yelled out with fear, "US!"
The presidents were now inside of the UFO, and the ufo quickly closed, leaving the aliens and the car behind.
"Suck on THAT, guey" an alien said with a thick accent, as the UFO sped off.
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♡ Presidential Feelings • Biden × Trump × Obama ♡
FanfictionJoe Biden has always been a shy Omega. When he takes office for the first time, he can't help but admire the previous president before him. However, life isn't as perfect as he had planned it to be. Who really is Trump? Follow along with this Sati...
