Director: Okay, we've got some great material today! Riley plans on sneaking out to a party this Friday with her new friends. There will be alcohol and older kids so anything unexpected could happen. She also recently watched the live action Snow White movie.
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Director: Quiet on set! And action!
Huntsman: Ugh! I can't do it!
Riley as Snow White: You can't do what? Why did you even bring me here?
Huntsman: The queen told me to bring you here so I can kill you. But I just can't, it's not right.
Riley as Snow White: What?!
Huntsman: Go! Go away! Far from here! So the queen won't find out!
Riley as Snow White: Okay!!
*Riley as Snow White runs and runs until she runs out of breath and falls asleep in the woods. Then, a group of small men start surrounding her.*
Director: Cut! Okay, set change!
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Director: Action!
*Riley as Snow White wakes up in a bed surrounded by seven small men*
Riley as Snow White: AHHHH!!! Who are you guys? Where am I?
Dwarf 1: We found you sleeping in the forest and decided to bring you here. What happened to you?
Riley as Snow White: My, my evil step mother sent the huntsman to kill me in forest! He didn't and told me to run away, so now I'm here.
Dwarf 2: Huh? Well, don't you have to go back home now?
Riley as Snow White: No, anywhere but that place! If my stepmom finds out I'm alive, she's going to kill me! Please let me stay here, I can work as a maid.
Dwarf 3: Okay then. You can stay with us.
Director: Cut!
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* Riley as Snow White is alone at the dwarves' house, cleaning up a storm. There's a knock at the door. So Riley as Snow White opens the door, to see an old lady in a black cloak holding a basket of something.*
Riley as Snow White: Hi, um, who are you?
Old Lady: Oh, that's not important, dear.
Riley as Snow White: Well, how can I help you?
Old Lady: I'm selling beer bottles and would love if you could take one.
Riley as Snow White: Mhm, I don't know.
Old Lady: Oh just take it, you only need to take one.
Riley as Snow White: Okay fine, maybe I will.
*Riley as Snow White takes the bottle*
Old Lady: Oh, thank you so much! Bye, darling!
Riley as Snow White: Bye!
*The old lady walks away slowly and then suddenly turns back. When she turns back, her face morphs into the face of a sketchy teenager.*
Riley as Snow White: Hmm, that's weird.
Director: Cut!
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*Riley as Snow White finds herself sitting in a circle with the seven dwarves and the beer bottle in the center. Riley as Snow White finished the whole bottle before the dwarves arrived. Now, she was feeling very tipsy. Dwarf 4 spins the bottle and it lands on Riley as Snow White.*
Dwarf 4: Truth or dare.
Riley as Snow White: Truth.
Dwarf 4: Where do you think you're going, young lady?!
Riley as Snow White: What?
*Dwarf 4 morphs into Riley's mom with a look of anger and disappointment on her face.*
Riley as Snow White: AHHHHH!!!!!
Dwarf 5 as Riley's Dad: A party?! With boys and drinking, you're not even in high school yet!!
Riley as Snow White: AHHHHHH!!!!!
*Riley as Snow White runs out of the house, freaked out, and finds a car. She jumps in and starts driving. She swerves a bunch and hits people along the way. She eventually crashes.*
Director: And that's a wrap! Riley should be awake by now. Great job, everyone!
