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#58 Groupchat (Part 2)

Something short and silly, this was in my drafts and I forgot about it 😂

I am still writing part two to the Forgive Me chapter DONT worry just thought this would give you all a giggle before... you know what I'm sure Reg will be fine!

Once again these are the contact names of everyone in Sirius' phone since it's his group chat.

ImGoingToStealTheMoon has added 6 people to the chat "bippity boppity get the fuck of my property"
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ImGoingToStealTheMoon: hey everyone! Been a hot minute, how we all doing?

BigPersonality : Sirius. That user name is no better than the last one...

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: I don't know what you're talking about, clearly I'm just quoting 'Despicable Me'

MyDeerest: Moony have you seen your name?

BigPersonality: ...

BigPersonality: SIRIUS! CHANGE THAT

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: I could put it as what your original contact was?

FlowerPower: or! or we could just leave it as it is? Right Remus?

BigPersonality: fine, but at least yours is cute Lily

FlowerPower: yeah I like mine!

MarleneIsItJustYouAndMeInTheWreckageOfTheWorld?ThatMustBeSoConfusingForALittleGirl: Sirius why is my name so fucking long?! Have you been watching Adventure Time again?

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: I was honestly so surprised my phone let me make your name that long lol

MarleneIsItJustYouAndMeInTheWreckageOfTheWorld?ThatMustBeSoConfusingForALittleGirl: low key impressed haha but can we at least abbreviate it?

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: no.

MaryHadALittleLamb: guess mine hasn't changed

MyDeerest: honestly Mary I think you got off the hook with this one

Betrayal: really Padfoot?

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: yes really!

MyDeerest: wait who is this?

Betrayal: hey James, it's Pete

MyDeerest: Pete? Why is your name 'Betrayal' have you got something to tell me?

Betrayal: Sirius is blowing this way out of proportion!

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: OH AM I

BigPersonality: honestly you probably are, I love you and all but you tend to make things bigger than they are

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: I seriously cannot believe you right now Moony!

MaryHadALittleLamb: Sirius just tell us what happened

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: ... Pete stole my wand and won't tell me where it is.

Betrayal: that is not the end of the story Sirius!

FlowerPower: I don't know if I'm going to regret this but care to tell us why you took Sirius' wand Pete?

Betrayal: gladly, he turned James' bed into a deer!

MyDeerest: YOU WHAT WHY HOW WHEN DID YOU DO THAT

Betrayal: like ten minutes ago and it's because he found out about you and Regulus

MyDeerest: what about me and Regulus?

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: don't play dumb with me James! I know you and Regulus have been plotting against me!

Betrayal: plotting? I'm sorry what do you think they've been doing together Sirius?

MyDeerest: YES PLOTTING WEVE BEEN PLOTTING PETE!

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: SEE

Betrayal: you know what, my brain cells are actually an endangered species at this point because of you Sirius. I'm not even going to bother trying to argue with you about this, your wand is in your own bedside drawer.

MaryHadALittleLamb: oh siri...your own as well?

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: I THOUGHT I CHECKED THERE DONT JUDGE ME

MeButInADifferentFont: Sirius why am I back in this group chat with your friends, plus Peter? Also what the fuck is my name? I am not the same as you!

MyDeerest: Reg don't be mean, also Pete IS our friend! Sirius is just being dramatic

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: I know you're not the same, you're in a different font! Also I don't know how many times I have to tell you but it's because we are friends!

MeButInADifferentFont: lame

MyDeerest: don't call your brother lame

Betrayal: wait how did you know that was Reg right away but didn't recognize my number James?

MeButInADifferentFont: yeah James

<MyDeerest has notifications on silent>

MeButInADifferentFont: coward, Sirius guess what!

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: what? What is James doing?

MeButInADifferentFont: besides your brother? He's probably running to my dorm

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: I'm sorry but I'm going to need you to say that again because I swear you said something I DID NOT LIKE

MeButInADifferentFont: I'm fucking your best friend Sirius xo

<MeButInADifferentFont has left the chat>

ImGoingToStealTheMoon: JAMES I SWEAR TO GODRIC IM GOING TO KILL YOU

<MyDeerest has left the chat>

<ImGoingToStealTheMoon has notifications on silent>

MarleneIsItJustYouAndMeInTheWreckageOfTheWorld: deep breaths Remus, I'll get the spray bottle

Betrayal: I'll get his wand

FlowerPower: I'll get the rope

BigPersonality: I'm grabbing the map now.

Mischief Managed,
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