Helluva Family (18+) [Old]

Ch. 19: Verosika, The Succubitch

Jack held his head, a green hue coloring his face. The I.M.P van barreled down the streets of Imp city. I.M.P's employees all sat in the back while the head honcho, Blitzø, took the wheel. Jack hunched forward in the side as he could feel his insides wanted to be on the outside.

Jack: "H-How did *hurk* Blitz ever get his license!"

Moxxie: "Um... I'm not even sure he has one."

Jack: "Ugh... ffffuck."

Loona looked over at him from the front passenger seat with a worried look. The radio in the van finished a song and had just started a new one. This song grabbed Blitzø's attention as a goofy smile spread across his face.

Blitzø: "I love this song! 🎶 You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! 🎶"

This sudden karaoke from their boss made his employees groan in unison. The hellhound looked at her adoptive father, mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Jack tried to keep down his breakfast.

Blitzø: "🎶 Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… 🎶"

Blitzø continued to loudly sing his horrible version of the song on the radio as they drove into an old crowded parking lot.

Blitzø: "🎶 Thooought it might be love, but you went-- 🎶"

The imp turned the wheel as he prepared to park. Suddenly, a pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

Blitzø: "Oh, shit! Fu-"

He slammed onto the brakes and the van skidded to a stop. Jack held his mout as he gagged in the backseat.

Jack: "No more *hurk*. I want to get of this ride..."

Blitzo turned off the radio and glared at the person in the pink car. It's license plate read: "SUCK-4-LIFE". Blitzø took note as he cooked up an insult.

Blitzø: "Oh, you "suck for life”, do ya?!"

The others watched him pull out a megaphone from god knows where and started yelling into it. Jack woozely lifted his head to attempt to see what the commotion was.

Blitzø: "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger stepped out of her front car seat with the click of high heels hitting the concrete. There was a pause as Blitzo lowered the megaphone, shocked.

Blitzø: "Oh, shit! Verosika!"

The woman in question, wore an outfit of black and pink. Verosika blew a bubble of pink gum before it popped.

Verosika: "Blitzo."

Blitzø: "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is…"

His sentence was cut short as Blitzø fell and faceplanted onto the ground before quickly standing up.

Blitzø: "…three Rings DOWN!"