Two Hearts In The City of Love

For Your Amusement

"Can Mario please have some of your bacon?"

"I told you yesterday Mario, just go up for seconds!"

Everyone was enjoying breakfast at the hotel buffet again. Luigi was certainly being awful generous for them on this trip. "Soooo what are we doing today?" Meggy asked while stirring a spoon around in her drink. Luigi piped up "Well I don't have work today so I was thinking that we could go down to the Disneyland Paris." Mario's eyes widened as he started chanting "OH BOY! OH BOY! MARIO WANTS TO GO!"

Tari twirled her hair with a finger and said "Isn't it kind of expensive to go there?" Luigi typed something on his phone and pulled up their tickets. "It only costs $54 for a day."

"Yeah. For like one person..." Three grumbled. "Oh come on Three. I think it could be fun!" Four tried to convince him to go with Mario's help. "Yeah! What's better than Disneyland?"

"Literally anything else?" Three replied as he went back down to his plate, only to find crumbs. "What the!?" His eyes narrowed and glued directly onto the fat Italian. "Mario..." It was incredibly obvious that it was him as syrup dripped down his cheeks and his mustache was filled with pieces of food. "What? Mario didn't do that!" He burped and continue stuffing food in his mouth until he asked Smg4 "You gonna eat that?" Four slid his plate closer to him and irritatedly said "Yes!"

Meggy sighed and pulled him out of the booth. "Come on Mario. Let's go get you cleaned up." She dragged him back to the elevator and Tari said "Maybe we should all get ready." They all stood up and headed towards the elevator as well. Three groaned and hesitantly followed. "It's not like I had anything better to do anyways."

~A few hours later~

The crew arrived at the entrance, multiple ticket booths with a line of people at each one. "OH HELL NO! I'M NOT STANDING IN THESE LONG LINES!" Bob took out a rocket launcher from his pocket (how did that fit in there) before Meggy started yelling out "Bob calm down! It's like a 5 minute wait!" He rolled his eyes and responded "NOT MY PROBLEM!" After one blast, all the people got shot thousands of miles into the air.

"PROBLEM SOLVED." Meggy looked like she was about to strangle Bob, but she took in a breath to calm herself. "Don't do that again Bob. Let's just go show the tickets." Luigi held up his phone with the tickets to the man at the booth and he let them in. It didn't take long for Mario to go completely crazy as gasped in excitement. "We're finally here! Aren't you excited?"

"Sure." Three rolled his eyes as Mario started rushing off, yelling "LET'S GO ON EVERYTHING!!!" Just as it seemed he was going to take off, Meggy stopped him by his sleeve. "Hold on Mario. I think since we split up yesterday we should stick together today. So nobody gets lost."

"Finnneeee can we just go alreadyyy!!!" Mario kept trying to squirm out of her grasp, but Meggy clung on. "Yes, but you have to stay within sight."

"Works for Mario! Lets-a go!"

The first ride they went onto was a big rollercoaster that made Luigi quiver in fear. "T-That l-l-looks pretty h-h-high..." Mario didn't care and pushed him towards the line. "Don't be a scaredy cat Luigi! Face your fears!" Luigi took some deep breaths to calm himself and proclaimed "You're right Mario! I can do this!" He seemed pretty confident until they got to the car and he immediately fell onto the floor, crying like a baby.

"Come on Luigi! Move your butt!" Mario started shoving and pulling him towards the train car, but he refused to move. "Can you believe that Mario is related to such a lazy, fat brother?" They all looked at each other with unfazed expressions and all said at the same time "Yes."

It took a while, but Luigi finally got in the car. He was still shaking and sweating like crazy. "Why did you have to choose the front car Mario?" Mario looked back at him with derpy eyes and said "Because Its-a lots of fun!" The ride started and the car slowly went uphill towards a very big drop. "I don't like this Mario..."