A/N: This game is the version before Eyes was a full release. If you watch the YouTube video I included you'll see what it was like. However, discretion is strongly advised, as the video or even the thumbnail may be disturbing and/or triggering for some!
Hoppy Hopscotch: Hey, it's Hoppy Hopscotch back again with another gaming video!
Kickin Chicken: Yeah, it's Kickin Chicken too! We're definitely not afraid of anything...
Hoppy Hopscotch: Why would you say that, Kickin?
Kickin: I'm just saying! We're playing a horror game, er, called Eyes.
*Game backstory loads and Hoppy and Kickin read it*
Kickin: Just want to talk about this break-in business.
Hoppy: Already checked it for ya!
Kickin: You could get at least 20 bags.
Hoppy: I got the front door key. Anything else?
Kickin: Take a map, that place is huge.
*Game loads in and Hoppy moves to the TV in the spawn area*
Hoppy: We've gotta check out the TV! There might be something good!
Kickin: Like what?
Hoppy: Teletubbies!
Kickin: I actually think that would be terrifying. If this TV turned on and there were Teletubbies on it I would run away screaming!
*The find some more money*
Kickin: Sweet! What are we gonna buy with this money?Hoppy: Alien Rouge Incursion once it comes out?
Kickin: If you're intending to play it with me, no!
*They get in the house*
Hoppy: Check out the pictures on the wall. This lady definitely disapproves of everything you've ever done with your life.Kickin: Looks like it.
Hoppy: And over here we've got Colonel Sanders!
*They go into a closet and find some money*
Hoppy: We found some more, but we need 20 bags of gold so we can get out of here!
Kickin:Yeah, sooner the better please!
*They come to a ladder room and Hoppy tries to go under it, but Kickin stops her*
Kickin:No,no! Don't go under it! It's bad luck to go under that! You know what'll happen!
Hoppy:You're going to have a conniption?
Kickin:No, it's just bad luck. Bad things happen.
Hoppy:Okay, let's go round the other side! Ooh, money! What's this eye painting? Can I collect it? Oh, I can! Tap the eye icon to see. Let's try it. Wait, what is this creepiness?
Kickin: I don't know. You used the eye icon?
*They go into the kitchen and Kickin hears dishes rattling. Hoppy doesn't notice it*

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