New Girl ✷ Robert Keating

━━━ Chapter Eleven . The Setup

IMESSAGE : da boyz 🥶🥶
mr smokes alot — elijah
mr beer downer — josh
mr juno lovelace — bobby
mr rapunzel hair — ryan

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mr juno lovelace
I desperately need to know what u did

mr rapunzel hair
????

mr beer downer
Huh?

mr smokes alot
Not this again

mr juno lovelace
Yes this again

mr smokes alot
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
mr smokes alot
SHE TOOK WHAT I SAID
THE WRONG WAY THATS IT

mr beer downer
Now I need to know what he said

mr rapunzel hair
I second that

mr smokes alot
All I said was that bc her dad is
Noel Gallagher, that she must
have everything handed to her

mr juno lovelace
😐
mr smokes alot
I was just joking around. She
didn't get it

mr rapunzel hair
Maybe bc it's insulting???

mr smokes alot
I'll just apologize to her the next
time we hang out

mr beer downer
I doubt she'll wanna hang with u

mr juno lovelace
Very true tbh

mr smokes alot
Then she should apologize for
calling me a twat

mr rapunzel hair
But you were?

mr smokes alot
Bye 👋

IMESSAGE : ROOMIESSSSS
SKEETZ 😎 — bobby
june 💐 — juno

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june 💐
I AM A GENIUS
june 💐
I CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT IDEA

SKEETZ 😎
And what is that?

june 💐
WE ARE GONNA SET ELI
AND MAEVE UP!!!

SKEETZ 😎
On what? A quest?

june 💐
no a date 🙄🙄

SKEETZ 😎
But they hate each other?

june 💐
SO ?? ITS THE PERFECT ENEMIES
TO LOVERS TROPE EVER
june 💐
AND ANYWAY THEY DONT HATE EACH
OTHER!! ITS A COVERUP FOR A CRUSH

SKEETZ 😎
Are you speaking from experience?

june 💐
no bc when i'm in love i act it, i'm so
delusional that i think they love me and
then i fantasize about marriage

SKEETZ 😎
And who is this love of ur life?

june 💐
tall, dark hair, reads, loves me (optional)

SKEETZ 😎
Optional 😭😭 ?

june 💐
yes! i have to lower my standards
for it to actually happen. no man is perfect
june 💐
apart from jeff buckley obviously

SKEETZ 😎
If a man doesn't meet ur standards
then he doesn't deserve you
SKEETZ 😎
AKA ME
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june 💐
anyway enough about me. r u in??

SKEETZ 😎
Yeah sure why not

june 💐
YESSS WOOHOO

MILLIE SPEAKS !
bobby's the type of guy to accidentally knock over an elderly and be like "should've gone to specsavers"