Chapter 8: Me, Myself, And You For An Audience Of Dumb

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During Church and Tex's adventures in Caboose's mind, they ran into some odd things never seen on the outside, however they did manage to find Caboose's primary consciousness.

"I see. So you're from the outside." The main Caboose said "That's where the other is from as well." He explained

"The other? Wait, you mean O'Malley? Have you seen him?" Church asked only for another cobalt solider to appear from behind of Caboose's consciousness.

"Of course, he's seen, you idiot! Do you think Mr. Caboose would miss something like that?! you sleazy douche bag fuck?" The cobalt one snapped

"I...hold on a second. Who the hell are you?" Church asked

"My name is Church, butt-wiping ass munch!" The other Church snapped

"This guy's kind of an asshole...." Church muttered to Tex

"Yeah, we've met." Tex replied

"And I'm Caboose's best friend, so don't get any ideas about kissing up, you lip-licking fuck suck!"

"Okay, there's a lotta stuff in that sentence that I didn't like." Church huffed pointing his finger to his so called "memory" of himself

"Just play along, Church. We're gonna need these guys if we're gonna find O'Malley." Tex replied.

"She's right, you know." Morrow replied as he walked over

"Oh wait, lemme guess, your Morrow, but you think Caboose is god or something don't you?" Church asked the memory

"Actually, I'm Mr. Caboose's advisor, I help him think of strategies, or help him understand things he doesn't quite get." Memory Morrow replied

"Huh...that's...actually pretty accurate to the outside." Church said almost astonished as to how the memory is like

"I also caboose's brother." Memory Morrow replied

"Ah, there it is." Church muttered

"Mister Morrow here suggested to me earlier before you arrived that if you want to find O'Malley, he suggests we talk to the Reds first." Caboose mentioned "He tried to recruit them against me early on."

"The Reds? The Reds are in here?" Church asked

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"Okay, well, it looks like we're close enough." Tucker replied as he was at a close enough distance towards the red base to make an impression "Now, if I can just find the brakes on this thing...Ah, it must be this button."

"Do not touch that button." Shelia said stopping Tucker from hitting any control switches on her panel

"Oh, sorry. Hm, maybe it's this one."

"Do not touch me." Shelia repeated as Tucker let out a frustrated huff

"You know, for a girl your size, you're kinda sensitive." Tucker muttered as he put his hands back on the steering controller.

Meanwhile back at blue base Morrow moved Caboose's body from the field against the wall of the base under the shade "There you go buddy, away from the heat." He says as he dusts off his hands "I just hope Tucker's plan to get the reds to shut off their radios work..." he says biting his lip a bit seeing the tank move forward and forward. Almost too forward.

"Oh my god I can't believe Caboose is smart enough to drive this thing, and I'm not! Shelia how the fuck do I slow you down?!" Tucker asked starting to panic

"Retard the throttle." Sheila said back

"What throttle? This throttle??" Tucker asked fiddling with a random lever

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