𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞//𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐩𝐬

Stone Age Shiznit

Talia had declined Alex's offer of riding to the lake house with him. She was the teaser, not the teasee. She would be damned if she was going to be some rich boy's bitch. No, that's not who she is. She is Talia fucking Higgins.

The trio that consisted of Owen, Marcus, and Talia got to the lake house first thanks to Google Maps and Owen's insanely fast, yet safe, driving skills.

"Ha! We win!" Talia yells to the others who are now pulling in high-fiving her father. "Hey let me get that spot!" Kurt yells.

Eric speeds past Kurt. "Hey, gotta respect the Caddy!" He yells back as he pulls into the spot Kurt wanted, just to do it.

"Holy shit it's an Oompa Loompa in an Oompa Loompa!" Talia nudges Owen and points to Robbie's small car.

"It's nice you drove your piggy bank here," Lenny tells Robbie as he and everyone else start getting out of their cars, among those people being Alex.

"Hey," Robbie says.

"Hey," Lenny mocks him.

Everyone turned to the giant house exclaiming their awe in different ways. Talia's way was staring at the big house with her mouth hanging open, this was by far the biggest house she'd ever seen, let alone stayed in.

The bug zapper that hung on the porch buzzes as another bug hits it "Daddy what is that machine doing?" Becky questions.

"It's getting rid of the moths, honey," Lenny replies.

"Where's it taking them?" She questions.

"Hell," Marcus speaks up.

Talia slaps her father's arm and turns to the young girl "It's taking them to Mexico," she tells her with a soft smile.

"No, i– it's giving them electricity so the moths fall asleep e– electrically," Lenny looks at his wife as he stammers out a response, Roxanne nods and they look back down at Becky.

"It's electrocuting them?" Becky exclaims.

"No, no, no." Lenny denies.

"But, Daddy, they're dying," she cries.

"It's killing them!?" Donna and Charlotte exclaim.

"No," Lenny lies as another moth hits the machine with a buzz.

"Daddy, no!" Becky yells.

"No, no, it's not, okay? Let me adjust it," Lenny climbs the steps and unplugs the machine.

"Look, they're all alright. I promise you," he picks a dead moth off the machine "See? Look at this guy. Whee," he throws it into the air and, as expected, it falls to the ground. "He's still sleeping," Lenny shrugs.

"It's dead, Dad." Greg says he lets out an "Ow!" As Roxanne and Alex pinch his arms.

"Ooh! A porch swing," Mama speaks up pushing Keithie out of the way causing the boy to fall, Roxanne looks at the woman horrified, as Alex snickers. "I know what I'm doing this weekend," Mama chuckles.

She moves across the porch, stepping on the moth with a crunch, "Now he's dead," Lenny shrugs.

"Welcome back to 1978, everybody. The lake house," Robbie opens the doors for everyone. The group piles in chatting and awing over the house.

"This is my kitchen. This is it right now." Kurt says with a giant smile.

"Oh please, enough with the kitchen," Deanne tells her husband. Everyone floods around the house and Owen stands to the side watching the families with a soft gaze.