The rant book

Chapter 6- Stupid Songs and Their music videos

Chapter 6- Stupid Songs and Their music videos

I know that some people may agree or disagree with my song choices.

But this is my opinion.

I don't care if you don't like my opinion, it's MY opinion.

*Flips Everyone off*

But one of the songs I hate is....

*Drum Roll*

... I can't feel my face.

I'm just like, 'I don't even wanna be a ten mile radius of you if I can't feel my face with you.'

'But BlackAbegnation, It's just a metaphor.'

'I know, my precious reader, but I don't GIVE A FLYING MILKYBAT's ASSHOLE!!'

*Cough Cough*

Sorry.

Second Song is:

*Drum Roll again*

FourFiveSeconds...

I'm just gonna say, I like the music but I hate the music video.

'Why is Rihanna wearing a jacket that isn't even doing it job? And why is Paul McArthy (I don't know his name or whatever. All I know is that he was in the Beatles) in the video? He doesn't do anything. And how did they get him to be on the Video? Did they drug him?'

'But BlackAbegnation, it's just the concept of the video. It shows that she's either drunk or high. Also Paul McArthy plays the guitar. I don't even know how they got him to do the video. Maybe they did drug him...'

'Exactly, precious reader, but this is my RANT BOOK!! GET OUT!!'

*Throws a milkybat at precious reader's face.*

*Cough Cough*

Sorry, my precious reader.

Third Song....

*Drum Rolls for the third time*

Wrecking Ball by Miley Cirus!!

'Why is she licking a hammer? And why is she naked on a wrecking ball?'

'But BlackAbegnation.... Actually I have nothing to say. Your Right, BlackAbegnation. For the first time.'

'What was that last part Precious Reader?'

'Nothing!'

Ok then.... I guess some of you guys will not agree with my song choice, but I don't care.

*Does a BlackFlip and kicks precious reader in face.*

'I didn't even say anything this time!!'

*Laughs Loudly*

Yours Truly, BlackAbegnation😘😘