Chapter 16- TV shows
Hello, in this chapter, I'm gonna be ranting about stupid TV shows.
I hate it when the main character has forty million men around her and she's lonely or something. I'm just like,
"WTF, BICH? I'M LONELY! I NEED A BAE! YOU GOT FORTY MILLION BAES!"
I also hate it when the main character gets a paper cut and everyone starts freaking out saying,
"OMG! YOUR WOUNDED, YOU NEED TO GO HOME!"
Me:
"But-"
"No buts, young lady! You can live with it."
"But I just broke my fùcking elbows!"
You know?
I also hate it when she/he wakes up right when the love interest leaves. I'm just like,
"Bruh, is you really doing that?"
It's so annoying!
I also hate it when they wake up with their eyes fluttering open or something.
When I wake up, I start freaking out because I can't remember who I am for 5 minutes.
(It's a weird condition)
I also hate it when they sleep like a doll, covers up to their chest, laying in the middle of the bed, and hair perfectly laid next to them in a perfect waterfall braid.
*Flicks Wrist*
It just pisses me off. Like all the time. I also hate it when they have everything a girl could want and they're like,
"I need happiness..."
I be like:
"Bruh... They saying money can't buy happiness is a LIE! Buy a fucking family! Who the hell cares? Not me, Bitch!"
*Flicks Wrist*
This is very frustrating.
I'm seriously grinding my teeth.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
The rant book
UmorRant; to speak or declaim extravagantly or violently, talk in a wild or vehement way. - That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm ranting on and on about things that piss the hell out of me. This is my opinion. I'm only writing this so I don't kill someone...
