The rant book

Chapter 7- Raves

Chapter 7- Raves

This Chapter, I'm not gonna be Ranting, I'm gonna be Raving!!!

There is one thing that I would die for; Asian Food.

I don't care what kind of Asian food it is, I will kill you if you throw a grain of rice in the trashcan.

Thai, Korean, Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese. I don't give a crap. I would never eat anything other than rice as a baby, White Rice.

I would eat Kimchi and Rice Any Day...

A week ago, I went to Biloxi just to eat at Korean food.

I am 100% Asian, nothing else. Vietnamese and Korean. Everything thats not Asian, I don't like it. Except Hash Browns. Mmmm, Hash Browns....

I also love things that make me spin. For example, Roller Coasters, Bungee Jumping, Sky Diving, Jumping off of Cliffs.

Whenever I'm on a Roller Coaster, I get this feeling in my gut that makes me happy.

Roller Coasters make my stomach bounce up and down.

I love Bungee Jumping. It makes your brain forget about everything else and your just wondering if your gonna live.

Sky Diving is a thing that I'm gonna do for my sixteenth birthday and I can't wait!!

Jumping off of cliffs always make my body numb when I hit the water.

I live for adrenaline rushes.

The third thing is; Babies.

When I see a baby, I just wanna pinch their cheeks and throw 'em out the window.

They are just so cute, they make me wanna puke for some reason.

I don't know why, but I just have this malice for babies.

I love them but I want them to die.

I feel horrible every time I think about it, but I just want to put them in a blending machine and feed it to the rat under my hot tub...

Well, that's it. I'm gonna go take a long napitty nap nap.

Yours Truly, BlackAbegnation😘😘