Chapter 28- Wow.
So.... How's it been?
Imaginary people: good, I guess. The wife's been doing well. We just had our baby. You know, Kels—
Great!
Imaginary people: but—
GREAT!
Imaginary people: *stands there with unspeakable fear in eyes*
Oh me? Well, I've been doing good also! I'm about to get out for spring break and it's gonna be awesome!
Imaginary people that recovered from trauma: but don't you hate the heat? Then shouldn't you hate spring break?
Spring break and Summer are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
Imaginary people: how?
Glad you asked! *winks*
Imaginary people: *cringes*
Where I live, it's bipolar. My city is always on its period and always has constant problems with SOMETHING. In summer, you're dying from dehydration, crawling around whilst looking for something cool, and suffocating from heat that's unbearable! But in spring break, it's a warm sunny day with a slight breeze that makes your hair flow in the wind as you look at the sunset with your wife and six children at the beach where you and your wife had gotten married seven years before. *sighs* what good times... Remember that time when you tripped and you fell into the wedding cake, getting cake all over—!!!!
Imaginary people: no. that never happened. I don't remember that.
*weird Pedo face* you know what happened.
Imaginary people: no. plz stawp.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
The rant book
UmorismoRant; to speak or declaim extravagantly or violently, talk in a wild or vehement way. - That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm ranting on and on about things that piss the hell out of me. This is my opinion. I'm only writing this so I don't kill someone...
